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♪♪
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-[pups clamoring]
-Okay, one more time.
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I said smallest to the front,
tallest to the back.
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So everyone can see.
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Ugh, let me guess. Royal Corgi visit.
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-[pups] Yeah!
-Yes! [chuckles]
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I saved you a spot behind Triple D.
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-Yeah, pass.
-What?
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Don't you want to see
Puppy Prince Waffles?
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You have met me, right?
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You just don't get heritage.
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Oh, I get it. [chuckles]
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A million years ago,
some mutt made himself top dog,
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and everyone else bought it.
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-[scoffs] Big deal.
-[gasps, growls]
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-Aw, just like a cutie-wootie choir.
-[howling]
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Aw, sounds like sirens.
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Which reminds me, we're late for work.
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How about one last hug for your old dad?
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[excited clamoring]
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[pups] Huh?
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[Dolly] Clarissa?
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I'm sure she's just being patriotic.
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Well, does she have to do it
in front of our house?
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Hey, you! Your flag is blocking our view!
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Mm, yes, I am sorry.
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Sorry it doesn't block
the entire eyesore that is your house!
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Oh, I'll give you an eyesore.
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Oh, come on, you two.
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On this historic day,
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can't we all just get along?
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-[both] No!
-[hammering, drill whirrs]
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Uh, what is that?
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[Clarissa]
One's human has permission to build
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a royal viewing platform
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for one and one's friends.
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-So exclusive!
-[sputtering] What?
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But, Clarissa, that'll block
everyone else's view.
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Like I said, "exclusive."
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-Does this mean we won't get to see...
-Puppy Prince Waffles?
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Oh, darlings, you'll just have to find
an alternative viewing spot.
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May I suggest... the gutter?
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[laughing]
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Oh-ho-ho! She's gonna get it.
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All right, cool it.
I'm sure I can make her see reason
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with a little of the old Dylan magic.
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-You have met yourself, right?
-Hey!
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[growls]
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Pearl! Ugh! Have you seen
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what Clarissa got her human to do?
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-Affirmative.
-Can you do anything about it?
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Sorry. That's above my "hay" grade.
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They're in with Lord Nincompoop
on the council.
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[sighs] Well, then,
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I'm just gonna have to take
the matter into my own paws.
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No, you will not!
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If this royal visit doesn't go well,
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I won't be getting my promotion.
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So don't go all "Dolly" on me now...
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[exclaiming]
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Uh, Pearl? You broken?
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-Hello?
-[nickers]
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-Apollo. [giggles]
-Pearl?
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-It's been a long time.
-Yes. Yes, it has.
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[clears throat] P.C. Pearl, I'm here
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on behalf of the palace.
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Is all in order?
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Everything's going to run
very smoothly today, Captain Apollo.
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Isn't that right, Dolly?
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Yeah. Sure.
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-[dryers whirring]
-So I appeal to your better nature--
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nay, I implore you to reconsider.
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If not for me, then for the puppies.
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What's the ruff-raff doing here?
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Uh, I've been begging
for the last 15 minutes.
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Please, won't you please
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let the littler pups join you
on your platform?
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Hmm. Does one want smelly,
snot-filled,
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flea-infested commoners
ruining one's enjoyment?
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Oh, let me think.
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[laughing]
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Royal Corgis, huh?
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That's some easy life they have.
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Free palace. [chewing noisily]
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Free food too.
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Yeah, I'm with you, Fergus.
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But this is for the pups.
Will you help me?
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[chuckles] No can do, Dolly.
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Full calendar.
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[yawns]
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[sighs]
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Ah, decisions, decisions.
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-[laughing]
-[growls]
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[dogs gasping]
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How rude!
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Hugo's under orders
to patrol the perimeter
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and keep out the ruff-raff.
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[frustrated growl]
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[snickers]
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-We got to take Clarissa down!
-I'm in!
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No! Don't try to stop me, Dylan!
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[gasps] Hold on. Rewind?
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-I said, I'm in.
-Oh.
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Are we going to see the Corgis?
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In their royal cabbage?
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You shall see the royal cabbage--
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I mean, "carriage."
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[cheering]
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Whoa, we got a revolution to plot!
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-Dawkins?
-Yes?
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[crowd cheering]
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[cheering]
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'Ten-shun! One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four-- Hmm?
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Hmm.
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Who goes there?
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Hmm-mm.
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One, two, three, four...
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One Trojan trashcan, check.
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[quietly] Okay, on Dylan's signal.
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Huh?
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Hmm?
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Ooh!
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[joints crack]
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[public cheering]
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[cheering]
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[neighing]
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They're coming! They're coming!
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Oh, I do hope they notice <i>moi.</i>
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[Clarissa] Prince Corgi!
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Oo-ee! Ooh, look at his little brother!
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Prince Waffles!
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[Hugo] Hmm.
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Huh? Hmm?
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[exclaiming]
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[gasping]
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Now, Dolly!
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-What?
-Ta-da!
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Oops. [chuckles]
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Is my patriotism blocking your view?
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[gasps] Hugo!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Clarissa-kins! [exclaims]
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Dawkins, storm the castle!
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-Go, go, go!
-[pups clamoring]
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Hugo! The ruff-raff
are advancing from the rear!
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-[yipping]
-[pups exclaiming]
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<i>Viva la revoluci?!</i>
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I don't think so! [grunts]
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♪♪
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[both grunting, exclaiming]
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[shouting]
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[shouts]
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[shouting]
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♪♪
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[groaning]
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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♪♪
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[grunting]
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Whoa!
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[screams]
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♪♪
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[grunts]
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Uh...
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-[seethes]
-Uh-oh.
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Dolly Dalmatian, The royals
will never get through here now.
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Thanks! Thanks a bunch!
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There goes my promotion!
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Maybe even my job!
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-Sorry, Pearl.
-Unless...
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you fix it-- and fast--
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while I stall Apollo!
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Uh, yeah... Um...
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[grunts, chuckles]
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Oh, wait! I might just have an idea!
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But it involves a lot of traffic cones.
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Huh. Huh.
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Traffic cones.
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Hmm! Lovely day for it.
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[giggles] Okay,
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there's been a teeny-weeny setback, but...
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[Dolly] We've set up that diversion
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-just like you ordered, P.C. Pearl!
-Huh?
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If you wouldn't mind following the cones.
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Oh, yes. Yes. Roger that.
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-[Pearl] Oh.
-[Apollo] Mm-hmm.
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Oh!
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[both chuckle]
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[all] Yeah!
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-Hello!
-[indistinct]
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[laughs] Did you see that?
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Prince Waffles barked hello. To me!
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[pups cheering]
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-It's the cabbage!
-The royal cabbage!
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-[clears throat]
-Uh, me?
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Sweet decks! Are those trucks modified?
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Oh, uh, y-yeah.
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One is quite the gnarly ripper.
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Do drop by the palace next week
for a go on the royal skate ramp.
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Oh, and do bring the family.
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Mission accomplished
with flying colors, P.C. Pearl.
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-I can see why they've promoted you.
-Huh?
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Oops. Did I just ruin the surprise?
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-[snickering]
-Congratulations.
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[panicked barking]
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So what's with the ruff-raff next door?
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[Hugo] Come here, Clarissa!
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-You are filthy!
-[whimpers]
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[all laughing]
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See you soon.
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[gasping] Wow!
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[chuckles] Who knew?