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The episode starts off with Dylan screaming about something as he then gathers up the pups.
Dylan: Oh my dog, oh my dog, oh my dog! We've only got ten minutes to get home safe before-
Dolly: (Skateboards by) Boom night!
Dolly: Bow whacka wow!
Dylan: Quit it Dolly!
Dolly: Boom!
Dylan: We gotta take this more serious- (Destiny clings to Dylan) gah!
Destiny: We're too young-
Dallas: (Clings to Dylan) And beautiful-
Triple D: (Deja Vu clings to Dylan) To die!
Dolly: Bow whacka wow!
Fergus looks down at Dylan with Dolly and Big Fee and chuckles a bit
Fergus: You know D-dog, if you leg it home now, your dog brains'll only explode, a little bit.
Sid pops out, cracking a nut and making the puppies run off while screaming, with Big Fee laughing and Triple D squealing
Fergus: Hang with us tonight Dolly.
Dolly: You mean stay out? On the barge?
Dylan: She can't!
Fergus: I dare ya.
Dylan: No, way! Tonight is about surviving, not dying, not exploding, and not...
Fergus chuckles a bit
Fergus: Yeah, you might wanna run that by Dorothy.
Random kid: Boom!
Dorothy is seen with a giant log in her mouth as Dylan panics
Dylan: Dorothy!
Dylan runs over to where Dorothy is as Fergus focuses his attention onto Dolly
Fergus: I'll see you, later.
Dylan is seen trying to get the log out of Dorothy's mouth.
Dylan: Boom Night is no joke; drop it! (Falls into the pile of sticks) Ugh, humans. What a shameful waste of perfectly good sticks!
Puppies: Stick!
Puppies: Stick!
Puppies: Stick!
Puppies: Stick!
Dylan is bringing the puppies home and Doug opens the door with relief that they're home.
Doug: There you are! Inside, inside.
Delilah starts putting earmuffs on the puppies as Doug is heard babbling.
Doug: B-b-b-boom night! Why do these humans do this every year!?
Delilah: Don't they know they're playing with fire? Single file. You know the drill.
Dylan: Four minutes and thirty three seconds to lockdown!
Dolly: Group hug!
The puppies do a dog pile group hug on Dylan, making Dolly laugh at the sight of it.
Delilah: It's the busiest night of the year for your dad and me, but we know you'll stand strong.
Dylan: Of course, no one is going to do ANY-thing crazy like go outside tonight. Are they Dolly? Now. Where's my helmet?
Dolly: On Dorothy.
Dorothy is shown to be walking around with Dylan's helmet over her.
Dylan: Hey.
Dolly puts earmuffs on Dylan's head while holding in her laughter.
Doug: Son, your sacrifice will be remembered for all eternity.
Delilah: Definitely through he weekend.
Doug: I want you to know how, proud I...(Starts crying)I can't do this. I have to go. Group hug!
Puppies: Hug!
Puppies: Hug!
Puppies: Hug!
Puppies: Hug!
The outside of the house is shown with Boom Night nearing it's yearly entrance.
Dylan: Cue lockdown! Everybody do exactly as I say!
Dolly: Sir yes sir! Captain safety pants, sir.
Diesel is shown to be walking into a wall with his eyes covered until Dylan helps him see better.
Dylan: Are you planning to help at any point? Or are you, (Mocking Dolly's voice poorly) just gonna like, go hang with Fergus on the barge. Bow wacka wow.
Dolly: Hey, I don't sound like that. Whatever No one needs to know-
Dylan: I'll know! My conscious will know. And mom and dad will know my conscious knows; it's way too dangerous. Now stay put!
Dylan walks off, leaving Dolly confused and annoyed by what he just said.
Dolly: Say what? Seriously? Well I'm gonna-
Dolly sees Dorothy still under Dylan's space helmet and stops.
Dolly: Do...just that. Dorothy, you can't hear me, right?
Dorothy nods her head no, much to Dolly's relief.
Dolly: Gonna whip up some anti-explosion gear.
Dorothy follows Dolly, who then appears in the next scene wearing a bunch of tennis balls all over as well as a helmet and earmuffs underneath.
Dolly: Anti-explosion gear, ready for act-(Trips)ion!
Dolly falls down the stairs and and onto Dorothy, making the two of them bounce around with Dolly being amazed by her armor as they stop.
Dolly: Awesome! Didn't feel a thing; it works!
Dorothy pops up and coos with Dolly placing her on the bottom step.
Dolly: Oh, ya know. (Imitates Dylan) Can't be too safe on a night like this!
Dorothy laughs at Dolly's impression of Dylan.
Dolly: Uh-oh. I see Dylan. (Gasps and starts bringing Dorothy up the stairs) You gotta go. Nighty-night!
Dolly leaves the house, making sure no one spots her as Dorothy sees the door open and gets suspicious with Dolly then shown bouncing around Camden.
[exclaiming]
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I'm good!
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[grunts] I really am.
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-[feedback]
- <i>One minute and 33 seconds until--</i>
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-Boom time! [laughs]
-Aah!
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Diesel! [sniffing]
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Dorothy?
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So not the time for hide-and-seek.
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Whoa! Dolly-y-y-y-y!
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Ow. Where are you?
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We have-- Aah!
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A situation!
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Aah! Dolly!
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[echoing] Dorothy!
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[panting] I gotta find them!
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But I'm not supposed
to go out on <i>Boom Night.</i>
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Aah! [breathes deeply]
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OK, get it together.
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I am an invincible warrior
of the burning night.
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No, Dylan, no! You'll get
smashed to smithereens.
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Shut up, Dylan!
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[grunts] Right. I need body armor.
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Anti-head exploding shield.
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A heat defeating device.
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[roars]
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Uhh-- I'll just find Dolly
and Dorothy and bring 'em home.
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Simple.
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Mmm-- Unh!
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Uh-- Oof!
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Aah! Ohh!
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[exclaiming]
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Ohh! Uhh--
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[panting] Martians!
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Welcome to Earth. Stay put.
We'll continue this conversation later.
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[sighs] Just be cool.
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[grunting]
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Wha--!
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Very fetching.
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No, seriously, that's a lot of fetches.
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Heh. Anyone for tennis?
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Heh-hey!
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[gasps]
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-Fifteen-love to me.
-[groans]
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-[fireworks exploding]
-[gasps] Ow!
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[crashing]
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Uh-oh! Boom Night! It's really starting!
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Shoulda stayed home!
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Uh, huh...
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Huh? Dylan, wow!
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Rockin' them rabbit ears!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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-[spluttering]
-[laughs]
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I shoulda had a pool party.
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Hand over my sisters, you foxy scoundrel!
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[shaking]
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Chill, Dyl. Dolly's hiding inside.
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[Dolly panting]
417
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[snickers] Oh, I'm sorry.
418
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I didn't realize
we were playing tennis this evening.
419
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Yeah, and you don't look anything
like a giant can of dog food!
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Woohoo! Burn!
421
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Wha-- Oounh!
422
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Just grab Dorothy
and let's get outta here!
423
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What are you talking about?
Dorothy's not here.
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Yes, she is! She followed you out!
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Uhh-- She should be in the house with you!
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Yeah, she should, but she's not, because
someone just had to go out on Boom Night!
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Hey, guys? Earlier on,
Dorothy was hanging by the bonfire.
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Oh, she never forgets a-- [gasps]
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[both] A stick!
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-Whoa! Whoa!
-This is all your fault!
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-Not guilty, not sorry.
-[panting]
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OK-- shortcut!
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You've got a sore butt?
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Maybe lose the earmuffs.
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♪♪
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[laughs] Silly doggy.
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♪♪
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[fire engine siren]
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[howling like the siren]
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[fire engine siren]
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-Uhh-- after you.
-Uh-- uh--
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No, no. You got this.
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-[both] Aah!
-More hot dogs for the grill!
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Aah-- Oh!
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[grunts]
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[gasps] Dorothy!
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Not on my watch!
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[exclaiming]
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[pants] Wait, Dylan!
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Stop!
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Yeah!
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[grunts] Uh, yah!
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[panting] Gotcha!
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Aw, no! Dorothy!
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[Dolly grunting]
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[clock chiming]
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-[Dylan gasps]
-[crowd] Ten!
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-Oh, Dorothy!
-[giggling]
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You're alive! But on the roof
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-without eardrum protection!
-[crowd] Nine!
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And everything's about
to go off! I'm comin'!
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-Uh-- Aah!
-[crowd] Eight!
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Uhh-- Aah!
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Heeel--
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-[grunting] Oh, ho.
-[crowd] Seven!
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-Thanks, sis.
-Sorry, bro.
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Wait, did you just say the "s"-word?
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Uh, no time to chat!
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-[siren blaring]
-[howling like siren]
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-[inquisitive grunt]
-[crowd] Six!
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[grunts]
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-[crowd] Five!
-[howling like siren]
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[howling continues]
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[both panting]
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[crowd] Four!
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[Dylan] We're comin', Dorothy!
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[grunting]
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[Dylan] Keep you brain in!
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OK, I'm officially over this suit.
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[crowd] Two!
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[gasps] Trigger word! Ball!
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-Ball?
-Call?
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[all] Ball! Ball! Ball!
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[all] Ball! Ball! Ball!
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Incoming!
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[crowd cheering]
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Dorothy, are you OK?
Is your head splurging out of your ears?
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-[fireworks going off]
-Ooh!
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Woooow.
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[all puppies] Ohh!
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[Dylan] Oh, w--
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-[puppies] Ooh!
-[Dylan giggles]
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[laughing]
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That's cool!
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All heads present,
correct and un-exploded.
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Gotta love this boom town.
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[Dylan] Especially on Boom Night.