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[The scene starts at the harbor in Switzerland as a big human with a net gun was waiting, seeing a big red crate being put down with Mr.Cuddles on it as it meows. The lock shows that there is 5 minutes left before it will open. Cut the scene where Dolly is arrived at the skate ramp as the Dalmatian puppies cheered]
Dalmatian puppies: She goes so fast, she goes so high. Watch our Dolly touch the sky! Go, Dolly!
Dante [offscreen]: My prediction?
Dante: It will end in disaster, complete with broken bones, howling puppies, and --
Dolly: Hey! Do you mind?
Dante: Just sayin'.
Dolly: So gonna rip it up!
Dalmatian puppies: Go, Dolly!
Dolly: Wah-hoo! [She rides
Dimitri Trio: Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!
Dante: I can hardly bear to look!
Dolly: Yeah!
Dante: So not going to end well! But end it will!
Dolly: [blowing raspberry] Ta-da!
Dalmatian puppies: [cheering]
Dizzy: [giggles] Silly Dante!
Dee Dee: Wrong again!
Dante: So, OK, I've had a few fails.
<Flashback Start recalling his past 'predictions'>
Dante: The storm of the apocalypse is nigh!
[birds tweeting]
Dante: Oh.
Dante: The floods are upon us!
Dylan: He was in the bathtub actually as he sighs Go away, Dante.
Dante: Holding Princess Positron Aliens are coming to suck out our brains!
Dawkins: Princess Positron is a celebrated engin --
<Flashback Ends>
Dante: Aw. But I can see the future. Ow.
Dimitri 1: Didn't see that coming though, did you, Dante?
Dimitri Trio: [laughing]
Dante: Huh?
Dylan, Dolly, and dalmatian puppies: [laughing]
Dolly: Dante and his predictions.
Dylan: Yeah, it's not like anything bad's gonna happen.
Cuddles: [purring]
[beeping]
[buzzes]
Hunter: [barks]
Cruella De Vil's minion: [groans]
Hunter: [barks]
Cruella De Vil's minion: Oi, you're not puppies and animals.
Cuddles: [meows]
Hunter: [barks]
Cuddles: [mewls]
Cruella De Vil's minion: Ah!
Cuddles: [hisses]
Hunter: [screams] Ugh. How long have I been in there all alone? [growls] Gimme that! I got me a hate date with some fluffy puppies. Hashtag "fur."
Dalmatian puppies: [chattering and laughing]
Delgado: Comin' through!
Dalmatian puppies: [whimpering and howling]
Dylan: Boy, misery guts is a real buzzkill.
Dolly: OK, so how about we take a crack at cheering him up?
Dylan: OK, no blues can survive the stroking machine.
Dolly: OK, plan B. Snowball's fur foot tickle.
Snowball: Assume the position.
Dolly: Ugh, no.
Dante: [whimpers]
Dylan: Uh, oh! Wanna sneak peak at my Galaxy's Grooviest Nebulae sticker album?
Dolly: Yeah, heh, stand down. I got this. Whoop, whoop, whoop! Oh, don't tell me you don't dig this, Dante.
Dante: Dante don't dig this! leave me alone. Everybody thinks I'm a joke.
Dylan: So that's what's been getting him, well, extra down?
Dolly: Hmm. [gasp] Hey, how about we fake stuff so it seems like his predictions are coming true? Oh, so on it!
Dylan: Good luck with that. His predictions never come true.
Hunter: [sinister laugh]
Dante: Sigh. I predict that nobody will play with me.
Dee Dee: Look! Poor Dante's all on his own.
Dizzy: Aw.
Dolly: I wouldn't. Word is, he's got fleas.
Dizzy & Dee Dee: Ew! Fleas!
Dante: Hey, I was right.
Hunter: [sniffs] Mm.
Cuddles: [hisses]
Dylan: [whistles]
Dante: With any luck, this will end in disaster.
[loud crash]
Dylan: Ah! Ah!
Dolly: Oh, Dante, you were right on the money.
Dalmatian puppies: Wow!
Dante: So I was!
Dylan: [scoffs] Yeah, right.
Dolly: Huh!
Hunter: That's right, puppies. Hunter's... [barking]
Cuddles: [hisses]
Dante: Hey, you know what? Now I predict rain. [gasp] Hey, is that...
Dizzy: Dante, Dante! You were right!
Dee Dee: It's raining!
Dante: Who knew? [gasp] Actually, I did!
Dolly: Yes.
Dante: [gasps and whimpers]
Dante: Hunter's cat! The one with no hair!
Deepak: [panting] Hunter tried to vacuum us up!
[The flashback from the episode: "London we have a Problem part 2" appears showing Hunter catching puppies with vaccum puppies screaming]
Destiny: Are they back?
Dallas: I'm getting deja vu!
Deja Vu: You called?
Dante: They're coming for you! And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. They're coming for us all!
Dylan: No, they're not! Stop with the predictions, Dante. You're scaring the pups. So you saw a bald cat. Big deal. That doesn't mean that Hunter is -- back!
Hunter: Animals, come out and play!
Dylan: [Terrified yell as he hides behind Dolly]Aah! Hunter really is back.
Dolly: With surprisingly glossy hair.
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Quick, quick, everyone upstairs now.
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Finally!
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The end of the world.
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I knew it.
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I warned you. I warned you all.
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But you didn't listen.
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Hey, what's happening to my face?
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My tail. It's wagging?
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[laughs]
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This is fantastic.
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Whoo-hoo!
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I've never felt so alive.
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Which is a shame, because now the world
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really is about to end!
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Who's laughing now?
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You there, do you know what day it is?
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It's Doomsday.
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[titters] Yes, it is.
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-[growls]
-I saw that coming.
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[all shrieking]
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[singsongy] It's Doomsday, it's Doomsday,
diddly-diddly-Doomsday.
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[laughing]
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[humming]
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Dante, upstairs now.
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[Dante] Dante? No Dante here.
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Call me Dantastico.
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Bundle of furry joy.
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[giggling]
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[growling]
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[all screaming]
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We don't have time for this.
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They're almost here.
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So what?
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With the world ending and all,
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we've got nothing to lose!
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Am I happy to see you.
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You've made my nightmares come true!
Whoo-hoo!
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-Where'd Dante go?
-Isn't he upstairs?
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[Hunter] Dalmatians!
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[both gasp]
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[Dolly] No. No, Dante.
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What have you done?
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[gasps] We got to warn Mom and Dad.
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Dawkins, World Wide Woof.
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-[howls]
-[barking]
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[howls]
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You are a Dalmatian, right?
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When your family
locked me in that container,
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I lived like a dog for six long months,
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munched kibble, got fur optimized.
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But now...
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now I will have my revenge.
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[maniacal laugh]
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[gulps]
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Oh, no. Let me go!
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[whimpers] Let me go.
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Let you go?
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Don't make me evil laugh even louder.
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[louder maniacal laugh]
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-[giggling]
-[gasps]
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You understood me?
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Help! He's got sinister super skills.
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[Dylan growling]
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And so we meet again.
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[both] Let him go!
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This time, I'm taking you with me.
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[hisses]
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You take the human, I'll take the cat.
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-[Dylan screams]
-[Cuddles mewling]
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[gasp]
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[panting]
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-[Cuddles hisses]
-Aah! Aah!
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[Dylan screaming]
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-Danger?
-Hunter?
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[Dylan screaming]
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Ow!
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Not the tail, not the tail!
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Ha-ha! Cute coat.
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But I know someone
it'll look even better on.
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[meows]
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Whoa!
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[Hunter cackles]
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[growls]
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[barking]
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Dylan, over here.
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[panting]
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Aah!
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[muttering]
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Hunter's so silly.
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Maybe we should call him...
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-Mr. Funny Face.
-[both laugh]
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Huh? Whoa! Aah!
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[grunts]
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[all cheer]
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[panting] Everyone OK?
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I almost got us caught
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because I didn't listen to you, bro.
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I-I'm so sorry.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, all's well that ends well.
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Oh, it will end, all right.
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When Hunter comes back!
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