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Dalmatian puppies: She goes so fast, she goes so high. Watch our Dolly touch the sky! Go, Dolly!
Dante [offscreen]: My prediction?
Dante: It will end in disaster, complete with broken bones, howling puppies, and --
Dolly: Hey! Do you mind?
Dante: Just sayin'.
Dolly: So gonna rip it up!
Dalmatian puppies: Go, Dolly!
Dimitri Trio: Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!
Dante: I can hardly bear to look!
Dante: So not going to end well! But end it will!
Dolly: [blowing raspberry] Ta-da!
Dalmatian puppies: [cheering]
Dizzy: [giggles] Silly Dante!
Dee Dee: Wrong again!
Dante: So, OK, I've had a few fails.
Dante: The storm of the apocalypse is nigh!
Dante: The floods are upon us!
Dylan: [sighs] Go away, Dante.
Dante: Aliens are coming to suck out our brains!
Dawkins: Princess Positron is a celebrated engin --
Dante: Aw. But I can see the future. Ow.
Dimitri 1: Didn't see that coming though, did you, Dante?
Dimitri Trio: [laughing]
Dylan, Dolly, and dalmatian puppies: [laughing]
Dolly: Dante and his predictions.
Dylan: Yeah, it's not like anything bad's gonna happen.
Cruella De Vil's minion: [groans]
Cruella De Vil's minion: Oi, you're not puppies.
Cruella De Vil's minion: Ah!
Hunter: [screams] Ugh. How long have I been in there all alone? [growls] Gimme that! I got me a hate date with some fluffy puppies. Hashtag "fur."
Dalmatian puppies: [chattering and laughing]
Delgado: Comin' through!
Dalmatian puppies: [whimpering and howling]
Dylan: Boy, misery guts is a real buzzkill.
Dolly: OK, so how about we take a crack at cheering him up?
Dylan: OK, no blues can survive the stroking machine.
Dolly: OK, plan B. Snowball's fur foot tickle.
Snowball: Assume the position.
Dolly: Ugh, no.
Dylan: Uh, oh! Wanna sneak peak at my Galaxy's Grooviest Nebulae sticker album?
Dolly: Yeah, heh, stand down. I got this. Whoop, whoop, whoop! Oh, don't tell me you don't dig this, Dante.
Dante: Dante don't dig this! leave me alone. Everybody thinks I'm a joke.
Dylan: So that's what's been getting him, well, extra down?
Dolly: Hmm. [gasp] Hey, how about we fake stuff so it seems like his predictions are coming true? Oh, so on it!
Dylan: Good luck with that. His predictions never come true.
Hunter: [sinister laugh]
Dante: Sigh. I predict that nobody will play with me.
Dee Dee: Look! Poor Dante's all on his own.
Dolly: I wouldn't. Word is, he's got fleas.
Dizzy & Dee Dee: Ew! Fleas!
Dante: Hey, I was right.
Hunter: [sniffs] Mm.
Dante: With any luck, this will end in disaster.
Dylan: Ah! Ah!
Dolly: Oh, Dante, you were right on the money.
Dalmatian puppies: Wow!
Dante: So I was!
Dylan: [scoffs] Yeah, right.
Hunter: That's right, puppies. Hunter's... [barking]
Dante: Hey, you know what? Now I predict rain. [gasp] Hey, is that...
Dizzy: Dante, Dante! You were right!
Dee Dee: It's raining!
Dante: Who knew? [gasp] Actually, I did!
Dante: [gasps and whimpers]
Dante: Hunter's cat! The one with no hair!
Deepak: [panting] Hunter tried to vacuum us up!
Destiny: Are they back?
Dallas: I'm getting deja vu!
Deja Vu: You called?
Dante: They're coming for you! And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. They're coming for us all!
Dylan: No, they're not! Stop with the predictions, Dante. You're scaring the pups. So you saw a bald cat. Big deal. That doesn't mean that Hunter is -- back!
Hunter: Puppies, come out and play!
Dylan: Aah! Hunter really is back!
Dalmatian puppies: [scream]
Dolly: With surprisingly glossy hair!
Dylan: Quick, everyone upstairs! Now!
Dante: Finally! The end of the world!
Dante: I knew it! I warned you. I warned you all! But you didn't listen! Hey, what's happening to my face? My tail! It's wagging? [laughing]
Da Vinci and two other dalmatian puppies: [scampering]
Dante: This is fantastic! Whoo-hoo! I've never felt so alive! Which is a shame, because the world really is about to end! Who's laughing now?! You there! Do you know what day it is? It's Doomsday. [titters] Yes, it is!
Dante: I saw that coming