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IN A SCI-FI-LIKE FANTASY, A PUPPY COVERED IN NEON PINK GOO RUNS ACROSS THE SCREEN, LEAVING GOO ON THE FLOOR. A DOOR RISES IN THE BACKGROUND AND OUT COMES DYLAN, WEARING AN ASTRONAUT SUIT. HE HAS TWO VACUUM-LIKE GUNS--ONE FOR EACH PAW--AND IS SITTING ON A SMALL VEHICLE. HE LOOKS AROUND AND NOTICES A PUPPY QUICKLY RUNS ACROSS, LEAVING MORE GOO ON THE FLOOR. DYLAN BEGINS USING THE GUNS TO SHOOT AWAY THE GOO AS THE PUPPIES RUN AWAY.
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♪♪
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[gun powering up]
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Hey-ya! Ha-ha!
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Argh! Ha-ha!
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[making shooting noises]
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Space junk, owned!
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[puppies giggling]
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[laughs]
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Wahoo!
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Dolly, you are so not helping.
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What do you mean, Dylan?
I'm polishing the bannisters.
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Oh. [gasps] I missed a spot.
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Again! [laughs]
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[all exclaiming]
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Bow-wacka-wow!
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Whoa, hey! Aah!
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♪♪
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[yawns] Ooh!
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[all laughing]
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Good luck with the chores.
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OK, I'm off to work.
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[Dolly] Bye, Mum!
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[bike horns]
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-[snoring]
-[Mum] Busy night shift, Doug?
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Worked like a dog.
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Dad!
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[all] Dad! Dad! Dad!
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See ya!
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[Dylan] Ohh, I just cleaned!
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[groans]
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Huh?
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[snores, barks]
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[snores]
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Wow. Clarissa's human is so well-trained,
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he does all the work! [sighs]
If only we had a pet.
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Hear that, Dizzy?
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Sure did, Deedee.
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[sneezes]
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So let's get Dylan a pet!
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[Dizzy] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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But where?
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Ooh, here's the perfect place!
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The pet shop!
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[DeeDee] What's on offer?
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Yours must be zee black coffee?
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[Dizzy] No.
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[exclaims, grunts]
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[Dizzy] No way!
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Pout. Post. Pout. Post. Pout. Post. Pout.
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-Definitely not.
-Post.
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That one's cute.
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[sighs] Nobody wants me.
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We'll take ya!
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[both barking]
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Hey! Look at you two!
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So adorable!
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-[barking]
-Oh, what's the matter, girl?
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You need me to come with you?
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-OK, let's do it!
-[barks]
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[Dylan making shooting noises]
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Clear!
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[Dizzy and DeeDee]
Dylan, open the door!
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Dylan, open the door!
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-Dizzy? DeeDee?
-Dylan, open the door!
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[both] Ta-da!
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-[DeeDee] Surprise!
-Aah! A human!
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[Dizzy] It's your pet!
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You know, to do the work!
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-Can we keep him?
-Can we call him "Mr. Fuzzy"?
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[both] Please! Hmm?
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No way! We cannot have
a human in the house!
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[Mr. Fuzzy exclaiming]
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Aah! He's in the house!
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[Dizzy] Here, Mr. Fuzzy!
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[Mr. Fuzzy exclaiming]
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[all laughing]
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Uh, who let the human in?
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[Dylan] I'll handle this.
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Uh, listen, sir, I'm sorry,
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but clearly there's been
some sort of mis--
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[barking]
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Ho-hoo! Someone needs a tummy tickle!
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-Tickle, tickle, tickle!
-Must. Fight. Tummy tickle!
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Can't resist... Mr. Fuzzy--
[laughing]
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-[puppies laughing]
-Yeah, you are so handling this.
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Oh, come here, you!
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No way! Ugh! It might have fleas!
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-Yeah, couldn't you--
-Have found, like a--
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Shinier one?
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-Ahh.
-[bell dings]
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You know, maybe a pet
isn't actually such a bad idea.
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[giggling]
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I mean, it could be educational
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for the pups to care for another creature.
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And a pet will always give you
unconditional love.
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Kind of the opposite of a sister.
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Wait a minute. You just want him
to do all the work.
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[all laughing]
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Well, it's not like you're much help.
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[groans]
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-[Mr. Fuzzy whistling]
-Oh, look how smart he is.
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He's thirsty and just instinctively knew
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-where to find the drinking bowl.
-[toilet flushes]
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I don't think he's drinking.
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Aww. He's marking his territory.
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[Mr. Fuzzy scatting]
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-Well, it works.
-[retches]
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I'm never going near
that drinking bowl again.
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[Mr. Fuzzy] Wow!
Whoever lives here is dog-crazy!
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Unless it's just you dogs. Heh.
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Nah!
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[humming]
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Ooh! Hm...
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Ahh... Aah!
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Ohh, what's this?
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No! Not the stroking machine!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Whoa!
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-Oh!
-[Mr. Fuzzy screaming]
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-[toys squeaking]
-Bad human!
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Uhh... soz, pups.
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-He's silly.
-[laughing]
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You know, I could get
to like you, Mr. Fuzzy.
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-[Mr. Fuzzy cooing]
-Oh! [chuckles]
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Well, I guess maybe we don't need
a stroking machine
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now that we've got a human.
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Now, let's get him trained up!
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-[vacuum running]
-Huh?
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[grunting]
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Hm?
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Aah!
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[snickers]
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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[laughing]
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Whee!
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[chuckles]
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[squeaks]
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[chuckles]
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Aah!
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[all chuckling]
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Whoa!
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Whee!
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[squeaks]
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[puppies giggling]
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-Aah!
-[giggling]
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Hey!
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[puppies giggling]
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[grunts] Ohh!
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[toys squeaking]
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[yawns] I'm tryin' to get some--
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[laughing]
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Uh-- Why is there a human in the house?
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-Uh, well, that's kind of, maybe...
-[Mr. Fuzzy yells]
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-my fault.
-Unh! [grunts]
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-He's Dylan's--
-New pet!
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New pet?! You do know
that humans can live to over 100!
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That's 700 in dog years!
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-Ten generations!
-Right, yes!
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Which means, when he's trained,
he'll look after us
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for ten generations.
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-Uhn!
-[both laughing]
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Oh-oh!
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Son, humans are hard work.
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They need constant exercising!
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You gotta take 'em
for a lotta walkies in the park!
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-[puppies] Park?
-Trigger word!
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[puppies] Park! Park! Park!
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[all giggling]
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-Uhn!
-Ohh!
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Come on, boy! Come on!
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-Ohh...
-I'm gonna teach you to play fetch!
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Ahh...
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There you go. Now, come on. Throw.
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Throw...
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Hm... Oh, all right, then.
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-Mmmnah!
-Hey!
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Now, fetch!
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-[Dylan barking]
-[screaming]
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-Good boy!
-Bow-wacka-wow!
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[puppies yapping]
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[all laughing]
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[puppies cheering]
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[puppies yapping]
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Whoa! I'm feeling sooo...
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-...snoozy.
-[puppies yawning]
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[smacks lips, snoring]
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[Dylan sighs]
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[Mr. Fuzzy snoring]
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-[sighs]
-[Dizzy] Here, Mr. Fuzzy!
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Do ya wanna try the kibble pump?
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[clanging]
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Huh? Aah! No pushing buttons!
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OK, everybody stay calm!
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[exclaiming]
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The food machines are in meltdown!
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I got this! Unh!
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-Yow!
-Dad! [chuckles]
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I think you've got some food on your face.
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Whoa!
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Oh, my dog! Oh, my dog! Oh, my dog!
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Oh!
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Ehh-- I'll shut down the kibble pump!
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I've got the bowl flinger! I think!
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♪♪
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Heh! Ha! [grunts]
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Wha--! [grunts]
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Aah!
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♪♪
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[accordion playing]
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Aah!
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Grr...!
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[grunts] Ha!
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[machine powering down]
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[puppies giggling]
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-[Mr. Fuzzy groaning]
-Bad, Mr. Fuzzy! Bad!
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-[tweeting sound]
-Oh. Sorry.
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[straining]
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-Dylan.
-[Mr. Fuzzy straining]
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No, Dad. We can't get rid of him.
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But Mr. Fuzzy is part of the family now.
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[straining] Ohh.
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[groans, grunts]
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-Ow. Ow. Ow. Whoa! Oof.
-[toy squeaks]
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[DeeDee] Does he have an owie?
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-Aah!
-[puppies] Aww!
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My phone!
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-Oh, the poor, dumb creature.
-[Mr. Fuzzy sobbing]
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[sobbing continues]
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Oh, maybe I can't take care
of Mr. Fuzzy properly.
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I guess it's just not fair to keep him?
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Son, Mr. Fuzzy needs to be
with his own kind.
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Even if it breaks your heart.
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Heart! That's it!
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Let's help Mr. Fuzzy follow his heart!
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[Mr. Fuzzy] Hey! Come on! Give it back!
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-Give it back!
-[Dylan] Here, boy! Come on!
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♪♪
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[Dylan] It was meant to be.
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[cries] Goodbye, Mr. Fuzzy.
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-[sobbing]
-[puppies] Aww!
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Come here, bro.
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-[Dylan sobbing]
-[Dolly] Aww, that's it. Let it out.
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[puppies chattering]