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[house party music playing]
Dimitri Trio: [chanting]
Dalmatians: [all laughing]
Diesel [offscreen]: Dig, dig, dig, dig.
Pigeon: [coos]
Diesel: Uh-oh.
Pigeon: [grunting] [coos]
[bricks crashing]
Dylan: Wah! There's a hole!
Dolly: Don't think of it as a hole so much as a surprise window.
Dylan: Yeah, or a massive construction bill! Oh...
Dolly: It's okay, we'll just book Triple D on a job.
Dylan: Uh, have you seen Triple D lately?
Destiny: [sneezes]
Deja Vu: Let me translate: Destiny and Dallas lost their voices. And I had a, uh... grooming fail. Ugh.
Snowball: Oh, it's a surprise window.
Dolly: Told ya. Hey, Snowball.
Snowball: [gasping]
[phone ringtone]
Stanislav: Hello, yes.
Snowball: We're selling t-shirts at market.
Da Vinci [offscreen]: Oh, wow.
Da Vinci: So sneezy and gross and beautiful and... real. I need to paint this.
[pups gasping]
Deja Vu: No pictures, Da Vinci. It's evidence.
Da Vinci: No, it's truth in black and white.
Dimitri Trio: [laughing]
Destiny: Ah... [sneezes]
Dimitri 1: Whoa!
Dimitri Trio: [screaming]
Dimitri 2: Whoa!
Dimitri 3: Whoa!
Stanislav: Hello, yes.
Dolly [whispering]: Snowball, distract.
Snowball: [barking]
Stanislav: Sweetie, what is it? Ugh!
Dylan: Da Vinci, the paint, do something!
Da Vinci: Hmm? [sighs]
Snowball: Wow, puppy's got talent!
Stanislav: Aww!
Woman: Ooh, designer t-shirts, how much?
Stanislav: Uh, 20?
Woman: A steal. These are just -- Aghh!
Man: The bomb! Please, say the artist is local.
Stanislav: Uh, sure, he is, uh, mystery guy.
Man: I'll take ten, no, 11.
Stanislav: Oh, yes.
Man: Tell me you're getting more!
Stanislav: Oh... uh, yes, but last one for you today, my friend, only 59.99 pounds.
Dolly: It's kinda growing on me.
Dylan: Ah!
Dawkins: Yes, definitely growing.
Dylan: Okay, we need cash to fix this. But, unfortunately, money doesn't just fall from the sky! Huh?
Snowball: T-shirt's a big hit, need more now.
Da Vinci: Humans connect with my vision! I've gotta get back to work.
[upbeat music (Da Vinci Part 1) playing]
[cash register rings]
[cash register rings]
Da Vinci: [sighs]
Dimitri Trio: [laughing]
Dimitri 2: Hey!
Destiny: Ah-ha, genius.
Dallas: Wonderfab.
Deja Vu: I knows what I likes.
Dylan: All right, so, Triple D may thing you're good, but if you wanna be the best, it's time to study: The Art of Leonardo, the Art of Ancient Greece, the art of a clean closet, wait, no, ignore that last one.
Dolly: Nah, you just gotta aim and splat.
Da Vinci: [sighs] Can't I do something different now?
Snowball: No, they just want this. Lots more of this, exactly the same.
Da Vinci: But the same is starting to hurt my soul.
Snowball: We can mix it up. I'm thinking tea towels, fridge magnets...,
Da Vinci: [sighs]
Snowball: ...toilet roll covers! Just keep artwork exactly the same.
Da Vinci: No, let's get down to what really matters.
Dylan: Being the best!
Dolly: Making a splash!
Snowball: The pipeline! I need 1,000 toilet roll covers now. Local mystery artist is a sellout. [gasps]
Stanislav: Come on, Snowball!
Da Vinci: Wait, mystery artist?
Snowball: Yeah, Stanislav thinks human makes all of these.
Da Vinci: But I made it!
Snowball: Who cares! You're getting paaiid!
Da Vinci: [whimpers]
Dolly: Yep, to splat.
Dylan: Nope, to study
Dylan and Dolly: Grrr.
[lively rock music playing]
Da Vinci: Put that on toilet roll covers.
Woman 1: Wow, that's amazing. It's a shame I can't fit the whole thin on screen.
Woman 2: Why don't you try looking without your phone in ya face?
Woman 1: You can do that?
[indistinct chatter]
[camera shutters]
Girl: [giggles]
Woman [on Hunter's phone screen]: Just who is this mysterious new street artist whose work I'm seeing literally everywhere? I want a pic of that person, people.
Hunter: Cuddles! Is it just me or am I seeing... spots? Hmm...
Dolly: And she can splat skateboards, skate helmets, knee pads...
Dylan: Any of your ideas not involve splatting or skating?
Dolly: Um... no.
Deja Vu: Bad news. Destiny's voice is back!
Destiny: Hey!
Deja Vu: [giggles]
Dolly: Any good news?
Destiny: Da Vinci broke the internet!
Dolly: Cool, but how'd she do that when she's right here?
Dylan and Dolly: Oh.
Dawkins: Okay, team. We've got to keep the production line going. How hard can it be?
[pups exclaiming]
Dawkins: Oh, Kibbles!
Man: Look, it's not even dry!
Da Vinci: [humming]
Woman: Is that a dog?
Da Vinci: [gasps]
Man: It does exude canine spirit.
Woman: No, a dog. Literally, a dog!
Man: Do dogs do art?
Da Vinci: [gasping}
Woman: Only one way to find out. Catch it!
Man: Yes, let's catch it!
Woman 1: Oh, boy, a dog artist. Roxy!?
Hunter: [laughs]
Woman 1: Picasso!?
Woman: Look at that dog!
Woman 3: Can you paint me a t-shirt?
Woman: Look, over there! There it is, get her! Down here! Drop! Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.
Da Vinci: [panting] [grunting]
Woman: Labrador Dali! [echoing]
Hunter: Where'd the painty puppy go? Cuddles, find her. Find her, now!
Woman 1: Da Vinci! Yes, Da Vinci. Doggy Da Vinci! [echoes]
Woman: Get her!
Da Vinci: [gasps]
Humans [chanting]: Doggy Da Vinci! Doggy Da Vinci!
Da Vinci: [whimpers]
Humans [chanting]: Doggy Da Vinci!
Da Vinci: [panting]
[indistinct]
Da Vinci: Nooo!
Dylan: How could she just walk away from her responsibilities like that?
Dolly: I know right? But maybe Dawkins' idea will work.
[puppies clamoring]
Dolly Where do you think she went?
Man: Oh, so canine! Like a great artist, Doggy Da Vinci!
Dylan: What? How do they know her name?
Dolly: Huh. Maybe humans aren't as dumb as we thought! Come on, lets follow 'em.
[Cuddles meowing]
Dolly: Uh-oh! Yikes! That's dark.
Dylan: Aw, do you think maybe we pushed her too hard? She is kinda sensitive.
Woman: Da Vinci! Doggy Da Vinci!
Da Vinci: Please, leave me alone.
Dolly: Da Vinci! Da Vinci, Over here!
Da Vinci: Dolly! Dylan! [whimpers]
Dolly: Da Vinci!
Dylan: Ah, gotcha!
Dolly: Oh, we're sorry, Da Vinci.
Dylan: We pushed you too hard.
Da Vinci: Does this mean I don't have to paint anymore t-shirts?
Dolly: Toilet roll covers, maybe.
Da Vinci: Dolly!
Cuddles: [meows]
Dolly [offscreen]: Hey, Da Vinci, come with us.
Dylan [offscreen]: We've got something to show you.
Dylan and Dolly [in unison]: Ta-da!
Da Vinci: It's a... blank wall?
[pups gasping]
Dylan: You see a blank wall. We see --
Dolly: A blank canvas!
Da Vinci: For me? To paint on?
Dolly: Splat your heart out.
Dylan: Uh, within reason!
Hunter: Good work, Cuddles. You found their dotty lair.