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Delgado and Diesel: [panting]
Diesel [exhaustingly]: Postman. Oh.
Postman [exhaustingly]: [panting] Ugh!
Diesel [exhaustingly]: Woof, woof.
Deepak, Da Vinci, Dizzy and Dee Dee: [exhaustingly moaning]
Triple D: [all panting]
Dalmatian puppies: [all panting]
Dylan: Oh, dog. It's gonna be the longest long tongue day of the summer.
Dylan: Off the scale!
Dolly: [coughs] Dry tongue.
Dylan: Only one thing for it. Pool!
Dalmatian puppies: [all exclaim]
Dylan: We're gonna need a bigger pool.
Dolly: Hey, how about the pond in the --
Dylan and Dolly [in unison]: park.
Dalmatian puppies: Park!
Dolly: Uh, this is better, right? [grunting]
Dylan [offscreen]: Sorry, sorry.
Dolly [offscreen]: Move it! Comin' through.!
Background dog [offscreen]: Watch it!
Fergus: What up, D-dog?
Dylan: Is all of Camden in here?
Big Fee: Well, when the swan's away.
Big Fee: [grunts] [whinnies] Ugh! First bath of the year.
Dylan: Ew! If only we had the ponds to ourselves, wi-with the pups, of course.
Dolly: [gasps] Hey, what if we create a monster to scare everyone else off?
Dylan: I don't know, sounds kinda sketchy.
Big Fee: [grunting]
Dolly: Imagine how clean the pond would be.
[bright orchestral music playing]
Ducks: [blowing raspberries]
Dylan: I'm in.
Dolly: This'll cool you down until we --
Dylan: Make alternative arrangements. [evil laughs]
Dolly: Dawkins, you're in charge.
Dawkins: Oh, Kibbles.
Dylan [offscreen]: And no drinkin' the bath water!
Dylan: The Camden Kraken? Don't be crazy, sis. There's no such thing as a pond monster with scales and teeth.
Dolly: No, it's got scales, teeth, and tentacles.
Godfrey: Fangs, feels, things! [howling]
Hansel, Roxy, Snowball, and background dogs: [howling]
Arabella: It's the Camden Kraken!
Clarissa: There's a monster on the loose?
Clarissa [offscreen]: Somebody save me!
Dylan: Almost there.
Sid: [humming] [yells]
Background dog: [screams]
[Jaws soundtrack continues]
Dylan: Well, now that we've got the pond all to ourselves...
Dolly: We should... uh...
Dylan: Uh, get the pups.
Dolly: Yeah, yeah, sure.
Dylan: Not have a sneaky swim, just us.
Dolly: Oh, no, we can't. Dylan, you bad.
Big Fee: Get your Camden Kraken souvenirs!
Dolly: [clears throat] Park! Park! Park! Pa--!
Dylan: Wait, somethings up!
Dizzy: No, no, close them! [screams]
Dee Dee: The Camden Kraken will see us and eat us!
Dolly: Oh no, where'd you hear about the Kraken?
Delgado: It's majorly trendin' on the World Wide Woof.
Destiny: Have you not heard about it?
Dallas: Oh, my dog!
Deja Vu: Have you been living under a rock?
Dizzy: I bet the Camden Kraken lives under a rock.
Dee Dee: [screams]
Dante: This is just the beginning of the end of all dogkind!
Dylan: Guys, you know what I always say.
Dee Dee: "Quit playin' with your Kibble."
Delgado: "Don't leave your toys on the stairs."
Diesel: "Stop dragging your butt across the rug?"
Dylan: No, I mean yes, but also don't believe everything you hear on the World Wide Woof.
Dolly: Because we invented the Camden Kraken.
Dylan: That's right, it was all us.
Deepak: You're just saying that so we won't be scared.
Diesel: I saw it with my own two eyes.
Delgado: And it had three eyes!
D.J.: Two heads!
Da Vinci: And three layers of green teeth!
Dante: It's real.
Dawkins: I concur, eyewitness accounts are entirely compatible with suppressed scientific evidence that velociraptor and theropod hybrids in fact survived and are now... right here in Camden!
Dylan: Dolly, the heat has gone to their heads!
Dylan: We gotta hose 'em down.
Dolly [offscreen]: All set1
Dante: [gasps] The creature's in the pipes!
Dalmatian puppies: [all scream]
Dylan: Guys, come back, it's just the taps making noise 'cause the water pressure's low. Oh!
Dizzy: I'm never touching water again!
Dee Dee: Never ever, ever!
Dalmatain puppy: Never!
Dalmatian puppy 1: Never!
Dalmatian puppy 2: Never!
Dalmatian puppy 3: Never!
Dalmatian puppy 4: Never!
Dalmatian puppy 5: Never!
Dalmatian puppies: Never!
Dylan: Well, we tried. So, in the meantime...
Dolly: Quick dip?
Dylan and Dolly: [both laughing]
Dylan: Oh, are you kidding me?
Pearl: Pond closed until further notice due to Camden Kraken infestation.
Dylan: Oh, Dolly, what've we done?
Big Fee [offscreen]: Get your Camden Kraken merch here!
Big Fee: Get it before it gets you.
Dolly: Hey, hey, hey, hey, Dylan. What if we get the monster before it gets them?
Dylan: Oh, no, not you too! Dolly, there is no monster!
Dolly: Duh! Ugh, try to keep up. I mean, we make a monster, defeat it in front of the pups, and --
Dylan: No more monster! Like your style, monster slayer.
Dolly [offscreen]: I don't care how big and nasty it is...
Dolly: ...no monster messes with my family.
Dylan: Yeah, we're gonna make that Camden Kraken cry like the little Camden Kraken baby it is!
Dylan: Who's with me?
Dalmatian puppies: [all exclaiming]
Godfrey: Uh, what's going on?
Dawkins: Dylan and Dolly must be suffering from something what's called, Dryus Tongus. It's the only explanation for it.
Godfrey [whispering]: For what?
Dante: They're going to attempt to slay the... Camden Kraken!
Godfrey: [laughs] They don't stand a chance against a three-headed, five-eyed, multi-tentacled, sharp-toothed, razor-tailed, fire-breathing beast!
Dylan [offscreen]: Hear ye, hear ye!
Dylan: All gathered today shall bare witness to a slaying!
Godfrey and background dogs: Huh?
Dolly: You heard him, folks. a slay-huh-huh-huh-aying!
Pearl: Oi! What part of do not use the pond don't you understand?
Dylan: Stand back, little lady! We are here to rid this pond of the Camden Kraken and render it safe for all!
Pearl: Ha! Step away from the pond.
Dylan: We shall slay it on the water. We shall slay it in the playground. We shall slay it in the flower beds and in the, the...
Dolly: Public lavatories?
Dylan: Public lavatories!
Dizzy: Don't do it!
Dee Dee: Dylan, Dolly, noooo!
Dante: Don't you know that the Camden Kraken's favorite food is... dalmatian? [echoing]
[electronic dance music playing]
Background dogs: [gasping]
[electronic dance music playing]
"Camden Kraken": [roars]
[electronic dance music playing]
Godfrey: Hmm... [laughing]
Dolly: Yeah, take that, pond scum!
Dylan: Ah-ha! The Camden Kraken is no more!
Dante: That's not even shaped like a Kraken!
Dawkins: Where are the tentacles?
Delgado: That's weak.
Dizzy: Is that it?
Dee Dee: I dream scarier monsters.
Background dogs: [laughing]
Dante, Dawkins, Da Vinci, Delgado, Deepak, D.J., Dizzy & Dee Dee, Hansel, Godfrey, Portia, Spencer, Roxy, and background dogs: [all laughing]
Dylan: Well, guess everyone can use the pond again, right? [nervously laughs] Job done. [grunts]
Background dalmatian puppies and dogs: [scream]
Dylan: What? What is it?
Dylan and Dolly: Ah!
Dylan: A real monster! Oh, my dog! Oh, my dog! Oh, my dog!
Dolly: Wh-what up Mr. Swan?
Dylan: That's Sir Swan to us.
Dolly: [nervously laughs] Good vacay?
Swan: If you're referring to my royal stay at Balmoral, then, yes, the "vacay" was rather splendid. But I love nothing more than returning to the privacy of my own wee pond with no one else in it! [hisses]
Dolly: Yep, sure, your pond, got it.
Dolly: Bow-waka -- wow.
Dalmatian puppies and background dogs: [whimpering]
Big Fee: [farts]
Big Fee: Ugh, that one snuck up from the valise. Better out than in, eh?
Dalmatian puppies: Ew!