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Dylan: Clouds are spots, way up high. If you just see spots, do you still see sky? (sighs) Ever see anything more blue?
Dolly: No. Never, ever, ever.
-[Dylan] What?
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Oh, Hansel. Of course.
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Will you just go over
and say hello already?
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Oh, okay, so, um, uh...
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Hello. No, too formal.
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Oh! Yoo-hoo! Uh, no. Too sappy.
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Hi, Hansel. I'm Dolly, the dog.
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You're a dog! I'm a dog!
We're all... dogs?
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Why do I always end up talking so funny?
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It's... those eyes.
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Clouds are just the closest part.
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-The sky beyond...
-Hi, Hansel. I'm Dolly.
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You like spots? I got spots.
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In that dark is endless stars.
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-Just see spots, you've missed the mark.
-Hi, Hansel.
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Uh, clouds are spots, uh, way up high.
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What? Oh.
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Dylan, your poem's in my head now!
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Go practice on someone else.
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We, have, like,
a hundred brothers and sisters...
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[puppies yipping]
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How about Diesel?
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Not exactly my target audience.
No offense, Deez.
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Male with unidentified
green object at 11:00.
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-[Dylan] His cone picks up random voices.
-[Pearl, Diesel] Green pursuit!
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I'm taking you into custody.
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[sighs]
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[sighs happily]
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-[exclaims]
-That happens around me sometimes.
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I'm not sure why. You okay?
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Hi, Hansly. I'm Dotsel.
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"Dotsel"? Dolly. I'm your new...
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Hello. [chuckles] You wanna...
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I mean, might you wanna...
I mean, let's do stuff.
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Uh, friends! Normal friends. Just...
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Wow. A gymnast and a poet.
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Hey, watch where you're throwing!
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Sorry about that.
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I'm just gonna go now.
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No, no, please. More poetry.
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Uh... clouds are spots way up high.
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If you just see spots,
do you still see sky?
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Um, clouds are the closest part.
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The sky beyond is endless dark.
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In that dark is endless stars.
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Just see spots, you missed the mark.
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Ah, so you're a deep thinker.
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Probably why you trip over your paws, huh?
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Oh, they're not my words.
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-They're just...
-None of my friends get me.
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But you, Dolly, your poem
speaks to my inner wolf.
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-You got any more?
-Oh, yeah. Tons.
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-[cat snarls]
-A cat. Oh, so cliché.
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Listen, I got to take care
of this, okay, but...
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meet me in the cemetery at dusk, okay?
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Uh, sure.
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[whoops, laughs]
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I got a date, I got a date!
[chuckles]
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Oh. I got a date.
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You can do this. Serious poetry.
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Clouds, stars, skies and stuff...
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This poetry is making me,
uh, lose my ruff.
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-[snickers]
-[rapping] And if I can't rhyme,
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that's just fine,
because everything comes out silly.
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And poetry isn't my cup of, oh, tilly.
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And when I'm billy-nilly-filly,
so take it, Dilly and frog it, frilly!
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[chuckles] I'm a night dog,
day dog, morning dog too.
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But am I a poetry pooch?
Nuh-huh.
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I'm just Dolly-dilly-doggy-dog-doo.
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[all] Yay!
Dolly-dilly-doggy-dog-doo.
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Yeah, I don't think Hansel's
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into "silly-dilly" somehow.
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-Hey, how was pretty, uh...
-Awful. Appalling? Ugh!
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I was gonna say "amusing."
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-And the puppies sure seem to dig it.
-[puppies exclaiming]
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Okay, what gives? You're acting weird.
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Okay, I may have kinda
said your poem to Hansel,
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and he kinda connected with it,
and I sorta let him think I wrote it,
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-and now wants more, and...
-Wait. Back up.
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Did I hear you say
Hansel connected with my poem?
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Uh... Hey, you're welcome.
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And he wants to hear more? Wow!
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Uh, sure. Listen, I could, you know,
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try your stuff out on him for ya.
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You'd do that?
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'Cause I've always wanted
my stuff out there.
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I just... public speaking, you know?
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Sure. Just so long as he...
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[clears throat]
...thinks they're... mine.
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Hey, isn't that called lying?
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It's called helping your brother.
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So, uh, dusk. That's when I'm meeting him.
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What? That's now! Uh...
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Oh, there's no time
to teach you another poem.
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Who do those Dalmatians
think they are?
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Probably not even purebred.
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[together] Idea!
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♪♪
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Thanks, DaVinci. It may be a cone,
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but at least now it's designer.
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-I prefer "statement cone."
-Okay.
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-Let's test it.
-[chuckles]
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-[inaudible]
-[chuckles]
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I do not look like a lamp!
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[chuckles]
That thing really works!
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-[growling]
-Now, remember,
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no chewing your bandage.
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I dig it.
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No more chewing. [growling]
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Okay, you're coming with.
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[bell chiming]
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[sighs]
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Don't tell me. Another fall?
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Actually, it's a statement cone.
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Totally on-trend right now.
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So, about those verses.
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Comin' right up. [growling]
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Poetry always makes me itch.
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Ah! That's the signal!
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[clears throat] Okay.
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What is the distance between
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the you you are and the you others see?
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What's... the distance
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between the you you are
and the you others see?
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You get me. You so get me.
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In every mirror, a second self.
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Which is the watcher
and which is the watched?
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-[growls]
-Don't chew that!
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Don't chew that!
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While I'm, uh, reciting.
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Of course, Dolly. That was rude. Encore!
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"Encore" means you...
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want more poems?
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Consider the leash.
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Who holds who? Yaah!
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-Don't chew your leg!
-Aah!
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Don't chew your leg!
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[rapping] You'll have to get
stitches redone. You know that's no fun!
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Here, chew my leg instead. Ow!
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[rhythmic cooing]
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[rapping]
You're acting silly.
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Wanna go back to the vet?
You'll have to stand on the scale.
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She'll check your bits.
Time out, one minute, Two minutes!
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I'm sorry. I don't know what I...
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Your words, they're intriguing!
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-You like it?
-I love it.
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Hey, there's a poetry slam
on the bandstand tonight.
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You must perform "Clouds Are Spots."
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Yes. I will perform...
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...my poetry.
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[puppies] Can we come?
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Uh... Uh...
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Look. The chew toy--
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-it's getting away!
-[puppies clamoring]
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The puppies are your biggest fans, Dolly.
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Yeah, but they're not
exactly Hansel's speed.
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And besides, they wouldn't get my poem.
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You mean my poem?
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Right. Your words with my...
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-one-of-a-kind flair.
-Uh-huh.
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-I wanna go!
-Me!
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All right, but you have to promise
to be inconspicuous, okay?
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-We'll be "incontenemous."
-"Influth-th."
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-"Insponsplookus."
-"Incostupitus."
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♪♪
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[rapping]
It's a rat's world.
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Everyone's trash is up for grabs.
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But it's all just rubbish
if I can't get some tasty grub.
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Yeah, no.
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-[tepid applause]
-You're up.
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Your poem's gonna be way better than that.
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Yeah, my poem,
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that Dylan wrote and I memorized.
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Ugh. Clouds are spots
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way up... high?
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"Clouds are spots way up high."
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That's the first line of a great poem.
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But it's not my poem.
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I've never written a poem.
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[all gasp]
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So not cool,
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pinchin' stuff that doesn't belong to ya.
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It takes guts to come clean. Still proud!
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-We still love you, sis!
-"Inconspiculous."
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But if it wasn't you, Dolly,
then who spoke to my inner wolf?
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-The real poet is... Dylan.
-[all gasp]
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[Dolly] Come up on stage, bro!
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I-I can't!
There's too many people!
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Puppies, fetch!
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[puppies clamoring]
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[puppies chanting]
Dylan! Dylan! Dylan!
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-What if I mess up?
-Just say it to me, then.
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Here. We'll start together, okay?
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-Clouds are spots...
-[together] Way up high.
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If you just see spots, you missed the sky.
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[Dylan] Clouds are just the closest part.
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The sky beyond is endless dark.
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In that dark is endless stars.
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If you just see spots,
you missed the mark.
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[all cheering]
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Yes! Take a bow, bro!
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[sighs] It was him all along!
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-Do yours too.
-I don't have any.
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Yeah, you do your freestyle from earlier.
That's the real you.
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[chanting] Clouds, stars, skies and stuff!
Clouds, stars, skies and stuff!
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[rhythmic trilling]
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[rapping]
Cloud, stars, skies and stuff.
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This poetry is making me lose my ruff.
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And if I can't rhyme, that's just fine,
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'cause everything comes out silly.
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And poetry isn't my cup of tilly.
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And I'm billy-nilly-filly,
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so take it, dilly, and frog it frilly!
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I'm a night dog, day dog, morning dog too.
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But am I a poetry pooch? Uh-huh.
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I'm just Dolly-dilly-doggy-dog-doo.
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Dolly-dilly-doggy-dog-doo.
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[laughs] Come on, guys!
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Oh, hop-hop-hip-hop is
all very well for puppies,
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but it's just so... mainstream.
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Now, Dylan, talk to me about dots,
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spots, cloud metaphors.
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Oh, it would be my pleasure.
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You see, originally,
I was going to use wet noses.
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Ah. Genius.