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Yo, bro! Eyes front!
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Check out my moves!
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Hey!
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Oh. Poodlewoof.
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Poodlewolf! And the Quest
for the Golden Chew Toy!
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Look up "tragic" in any dictionary,
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and you'll find Poodlewoof!
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-[laughing]
<i>-Poodlewolf</i> is not tragic!
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He's the fearless warrior
with a soft side--
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his mother a savage wolf,
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his father a mild-mannered poodle
from a grooming salon.
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah!
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Blah blah blah blah blah!
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Blah blah blah blah blah!
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Blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah!
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[sobbing] Blah blah blah blah!
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Fixed it!
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The integrated triple-axis
gyroscope was playing up.
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Ah, good work, Dawkins!
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<i>Quest for the Golden Chew Toy!</i>
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[laughs] Wowww!
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-[mystical music]
-Oh, this is amazing!
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It's like I'm actually in Catetonia!
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Select character? Gotta be Poodlewolf!
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Tragic.
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Remember your 30-minute
game-time limit, Dylan!
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Yep! Right. Super-addicted.
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Safety first!
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[ticking]
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[doorbell rings]
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[gasp]
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Yo, Dolly! Is Dylan here?
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We're set to hit up the poetry slam!
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Uh, Dolly?
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[swooning] Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dylan!
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Sure. I'll go get him.
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Ha! Ha! Heh-ha!
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<i>En garde! Touché!</i>
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-Spin! Ha!
-[timer ticking]
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Uh, Dylan's, uh, busy right now
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and asked me to step in for him.
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Uh, okay. Why not?
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[Dylan] Ha! Hey! Yah! Ha Ha!
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Ha! I Gotcha!
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[sigh, yawns]
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[birds singing]
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Huh? Hmm.
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[puppies] We want breakfast!
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We want breakfast!
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Where's Dylan?
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Haven't seen him since he started
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the <i>Quest for the Golden Chew Toy!</i>
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[gasp] The timer!
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Ha! Yah! Yes!
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Ha ha! Yah!
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Hoo hoo!
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-Ha ha!
-[thud]
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He played through the entire night!
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Oops!
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Dogsbody, get down!
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I sense that Furball is near!
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Ah-choo!
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Excuse me. Dogsbody?
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That's Poodlewolf's unreliable sidekick.
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He's been playing the game so long now,
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he's locked into it!
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We're safe! For now.
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Come, Dogsbody! You too, Inventicus,
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occasionally competent egghead.
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Hey!
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Not actually Dogsbody.
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I know that, Princess.
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But do you know that
you're not really Poodlewoof?
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The Mirror of All Truths begs to differ.
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Looking good lupine canine!
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Arooo!
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Yo, bro, quit messing
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and help me clean the house
and feed the pups!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Plug him back in!
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What, are you crazy?
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If he finishes the game,
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he might just snap back to reality!
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You know how he hates
leaving things half done.
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Rrr! He left the vacuuming half...
[grunts] done!
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He needs to finish his quest!
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[crunch, timer dings]
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-[gasp]
-Dolly!
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[Dolly] Oh, no!
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Where is the magic sword?
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Without it, there is no hope
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of finding the Golden Chew Toy.
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Huh?
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Finding the Golden Chew Toy
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so the cat princess can regain the throne
of Catetonia.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Do I really need
to suffer through this guff?
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You want Dylan back, don't you?
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[panting]
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[sigh] Pro-ceed.
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According to legend,
the Kingdom of Catetonia
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was once ruled by a fair feline princess,
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good and true.
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But alas, Wicked Lord Furball
soon usurped her throne
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after seizing the Golden Chew Toy,
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fabled font of all her powers,
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which he used to turn her
into a mere Dogsbody.
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Verily now, it came to pass
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that Poodlewolf defeated Furball,
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reclaimed the Golden Chew Toy,
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and returned the princess to her true form
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so she may save her subjects from--
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Make it stop!
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Uh, where'd Poodlewolf go?
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I seek the magic sword!
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Have you seen it, o poor, smelly peasant?
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I beg your pardon?
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Ah, a battlecart! Take cover!
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[barking]
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[frustrated] Ohh! Oh!
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[sigh]
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He can't be far.
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Let's split up!
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[sniffing]
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Ha ha! I have found the magic sword!
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Which part of "no stealing stuff"
don't you get?
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Begone, Paw the Mighty!
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This sword is mine.
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Why is he talking funny?
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He, uh, ate some bad kibble?
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Stand back, Paw the Mighty!
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[yelps and gasps]
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[gasp] Behold!
The sword's magic is strong!
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Yo, Portia!
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You seen my-- Whoa!
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Dogsbody! Furball is afoot!
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We must hide!
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But there's only room
for two under my cloak of invisibility!
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-Ugh!
-[Hansel] Could be marbles in a box,
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could be curly pasta locks.
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Could be kibble, could be rocks.
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Uh-oh. Hansel!
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[Dolly] Oh, we gotta figure out
how to finish this game
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and get Dylan back right now!
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So, to win the chew toy,
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Poodlewolf's gotta beat
his nemesis Furball?
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[Dawkins] The one-eyed cat-leopard
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who fires lethal furballs
at 100 miles-per-hour!
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What if we were to role-play
the final showdown
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twixt Furball and Poodlewolf?
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Did you just say "twixt"?!
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Did I? [shudders]
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So, who we gonna get to play--
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[Dylan] Furball!
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Everyone get down!
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-[crash]
-Ah-choo!
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Aaah!
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Hmm...
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Hmm, I do have extensive
Kabuki theater experience,
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but cosplay?
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Was it not Guru Miaow who said,
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"The dog was born for a cage,
but the cat a stage"?
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Was it.
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Okay, probably not.
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But I'll make it worth your while.
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Actually, the pond-slash-larder
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does need a bit of a clean out.
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[Dolly] Ugh! Oh.
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[Dawkins groans]
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[gasp] The Towers of Catetonia!
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[dramatic music]
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Right. Let's get
this over with before Hans--
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I mean, anyone else gets here.
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It is time!
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Yeah! Let's do it!
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Super-quick now!
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First, I must power the magic sword
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by reciting the 94 verses
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of the ancient poem
of the Kings of Kaynineia.
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"And so it was that on this day"--
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Ugh! It's too late! Furball approaches!
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[ominous music]
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[Dylan gasps]
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With the Golden Chew Toy!
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Poodlewolf!
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Or should I say Poodlewimp?
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[coughs]
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[coughing]
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Tremble before me and behold!
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[in unison with Constatin]
"To win the Golden Chew Toy,
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you must face..."
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the fabled flurry of feline furballs!
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Bring it on!
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[panting]
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[panting]
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[dramatic music]
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-[barking]
-[hissing]
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[dramatic music]
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-[barking]
-[yowling]
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Ha! Whoa!
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Blech!
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[crowd murmuring]
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The crowd loves me!
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Time to take center stage, Furball.
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Hey, Constantin, stay on script!
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-Remember, Dylan needs to win this-- Aah!
-[Constantin coughs]
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Constantin!
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For I have nine lives
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and you but one!
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[crowd gasps]
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[hisses]
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[growling]
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Prepare to beg!
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Princess, catch!
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Use the power of the Golden Chew Toy
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and reclaim your throne!
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[Constantin hisses]
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Princess, help!
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Whoa!
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[dramatic synthesizer music]
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-[roars]
-[thunder]
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I got you, bro!
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[crowd cheering]
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By the power of the Golden Chew Toy,
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I, Cat Princess, swear
to never bow before evil,
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to put my people's safety before my own,
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and to kick in the butt
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anyone who dares to touch
my family ever again!
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[hissing]
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[cough]
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Grrr!
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[startled meow]
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[smattering of applause]
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Aah! Oh!
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I'm melting!
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Melting into a puddle of pure evil!
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-Owww!
-[applause growing]
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[Dolly] At last! I need hide no more!
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Now I reclaim my rightful place
on the throne
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as Queen of Catetonia!
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[dramatic music crescendos]
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Huh, what? Huh?
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W-w-where am I?
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What's happening?
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Why do my eyes hurt?
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Aw, I know, bro.
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Here, take deep breaths.
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Kinda confused by this show
of affection, but okay.
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Hey, what's with the dumb cat ears?
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Oh! [laughs]
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Long story!
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Heh. So long.
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Well, that was unexpected.
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Listen, Hansel, I--
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This whole Poodlewolf thing?
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-Like, tragic--
-Tragic?
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That was awesome!
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I love the Poodlewolf!
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Now, about my pond-slash-larder.
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Ohh! Ugh!