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[puppies shouting]
Aaaah!
It's the end of the world!
-[panting] -[Deepak] Breathe, brother.
[sighs]
[gnawing on banister]
-[soft contemplative music] -[snoring]
Aaaah! The last piece!
[whimpering] It's missing!
[soft meditative music]
[sighs]
Oh. [chuckles]
[Dylan] Dimitri 1, Dimitri 2, Dimitri 3!
For the love of dog!
-Let me vacuum! -[Dimitris laughing]
-[soft contemplative music] -Namaste, feline fans.
Now, as you bring your awareness
to the fur upon your face
and the wind within your whiskers,
let us commence with...
Mmm! Cat pose.
Obviously.
[cats chanting] Miaow-wow-wow-wow-wow.
Slightly more challenging position now.
The Bottom Lick.
[laughing]
Aww, look!
Deepak is an itty-bitty kitty cat!
Meow, meow!
-[laughing] -Meow!
Rrrr!
Hey, don't diss cats!
Oh, so you're a cat lover, too, huh?
-Cat lover! Cat lover! -He-yuh!
What? I am so not!
I'm even allergic to... choo!
Do you mutts mind keeping it down?
You gonna let a cat talk to us like that?
Mmm... uh...
Aww!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-choo!
[chanting] Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!
-Oi! Oi! Oi! -Ohhh!
[laughing]
Just ignore them.
As Guru Miaow once said,
"What do you call a dog with no brain?
A dog."
-[gasp] How dare you! -[Dimitris laughing]
I-- I can't be-- [laughing]
Oh, you!
Talk about owned!
Yes, though why anyone would want to own a dog,
I'll never know.
[Dylan] Okay! That is it!
Somebody really should teach you cats
a less...choo!
[cats yowling]
[laughing]
[indignant meowing]
[stifling laughing]
Uh, bad Dylan, bad.
Dylan! Aren't ya going to tell them off?
Yes. Uh, yes, yes, of course.
Bad Dimitris!
Haven't we taught you to be nice to cats?
Sure. Be nice to cats.
He winked at you.
Oh, no. He didn't wink.
[Dolly] He winked, all right!
Maybe something's in his eye.
Yeah, something's in my eye.
He just winked again!
Look, seriously, guys,
you really need to treat cats with more respect.
Uh-huh.
Even if they are-- choo!
Stuck-up, superior and...
Dylan!
-[laughing] -Well, it's true!
Your whole Guru Miaow obsession has blinded you to the...
Guru Miaow merely teaches that all animals should be treated equally!
Especially caaaaaaats!
Sorry. Paw slipped.
[laughing]
Dylan! Take charge!
For they are but weak reeds on your mighty wind!
Oh, it's just a little water.
Dylan, you know bad things happen
when good dogs do nothing.
[crying] And so... with a nest full of thorns,
this bird must fly.
Does that mean he's off?
Yes, it means I'm off!
Oh, c'mon, Deepak.
[door slams]
Way to overreact.
Uh, what's going on?
Okay... spill!
[soothing doorbell chime]
I knew this day would come.
Welcome, youngling!
-Grrrr! -Sssss!
The Wow of Miaow!
Surely this isn't an original copy?
Yes.
Oh wow! Oh wow! Oh wow!
And don't tell me that that's one of the Great Guru Miaow's
-sacred furballs? -Yes.
Oh, let us honor his memory!
Ahem.
[coughing]
[mystical music]
-[Destiny screaming] -Dylan, you gotta get him back.
-[Destiny] That's mine! -[Dallas] I'm so stressed!
-I'm more stressed than you! -[both] Uh-oh!
No, you're not!
-[Dylan] Triple D? -Yes, I am!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am!
-Not! Not! -Am! Am!
[Triple D] Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
So when is Deepak's next rainbow rhythm breath class?
Hmm. Let me check.
-Never! -[frustrated growl]
Unless...
Whoa! Ooh!
Ow!
-[puppies yelling] -[gnawing]
Dorothy!
When she gets "the chews" like this, there's only one pup to get her out of it.
-Wanna guess which one? -[Dylan groans]
[Dolly] Yeah, Deepak.
He does all kinds of stuff around here that nobody notices.
[both chanting] Miaow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
Miaow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
I'm sure things will settle down soon enough.
Oh, really?
[both] The end of the world is nigh!
Hey, that's my line.
Without Deepak, Dizzy and DeeDee are having nightmares!
The earth will open up wide...
...and swallow us all!
-Waaah! Unh! -[crash]
Aw! Why can't my predictions be this accurate?
Dig! Dig! Dig! Gotta dig! Dig! Dig!
-Aaaah! -Diesel!
-[Diesel] Dig! Dig! Dig! Gotta Dig! -He's worse than usual.
I wonder why.
[puppies shouting]
Come on. Deepak is not...
Okay, I'll go get him.
Bro, you have a cat allergy?
[soothing doorbell chime]
You?
Can I see Deepak?
A cat will not beg for his life,
but a dog will beg for his biscuit.
Urggh. Please!
Can I please see Deepak, please?
Everything's falling apart without him. Please!
Then you'd best come in.
Who said you could stop begging?
-Cats! -Watch it!
[squeaking]
Dylan's here.
Tell him I shan't return until he surrenders his dog ego.
He says he shan't return until you surrender your dog ego.
I can hear him, you know.
He says he can hear... We know that, dog!
We're just making you feel small.
[whispers] Also insignificant.
-Also insignificant. -Mmmm!
The dog must prove his cat worthiness
with a series of tests.
99 tests!
[gulp] Why 99?
Test one--
Creativity of the Cat.
The dog must create a poem.
A Haiku in praise of cats.
[chuckling]
He probably doesn't even know what a Haiku poem...
Ahem!
Dog wags tail. It means: Throw stick.
Me thick.
Cat wags tail. It means: Do Not Touch.
-Hmm... -Huh...
You pass.
-Yes! -Test number two--
Cruelty of the Cat.
The Wow of Miaow tells us:
"Wise is the cat who refuses food,
for he shall be served something better."
Observe the cat-- no drool.
Observe the dog...
[sniff] Ah-choo!
[Deepak] Time for test three--
Agility of the Cat.
The dog must make it to the sculpture.
Ha! Easy peasy!
Without touching a string!
[dramatic music]
You can do this Dylan...
for Deepak.
[action movie music]
[gasp]
Aah! Uh!
♪♪
Aah!
Ooh!
Yah! Aah!
♪♪
Ooh ah!
Aah, aah.
Hmmm!
Landed on four feet?
Woo-hoo!
Awoooo!
Whoa-oh-oh-aah!
[groaning]
How many tests left to go?
96!
[sigh] Let's get on with it. Ah-choo!
[both laughing]
We don't really have 99 tests.
We were just toying with our victim.
It's a cat thing.
You've suffered enough, brother!
And you proved that you really do want me back.
I really do.
And do you now have a new respect for cats?
[sneezing] I d-- do!
Then farewell, youngling.
And please get this dripping sack of canine mucus
-off my property. -[Deepak laughing]
[growling]
Dimitri 2! No! Put that down!
Not like that!
Aaaah!
And....
breathe.
[puppies] Ahhhh!
[choking]
[cough]
Whoa!
-Gross! -Awesome, bro!
[Dimitris laughing]
Deepak! Deepak! Deepak!
Group hug!
[puppies] Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug!
[laughing] Okay!
Our family is a puzzle of many parts.
Lose one piece, no peace.
Eww! Oh, barf!
♪ It's a dog's life And we love it like that ♪
♪ We're doin' all right Maybe 'cause we're not cats ♪
♪ We're chasing cars And we're chasing dreams ♪
♪ We do it like that On Dalmatian Street ♪
♪ It's a dog's life ♪
♪ And we love it ♪
♪ It's a dog's life ♪
♪ And we like it like that ♪
♪ It's a dog's life It's a dog's life ♪
♪ Here at our house Here at our house ♪
♪ So bark your heart out ♪
♪ On Dalmatian Street ♪
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