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♪♪
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[laughing, whooping]
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[panicked quacking]
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Radical!
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This place has gone to the dogs.
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-Come on, Dylan!
-Uh, I don't know.
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Are ponds even hygienic?
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I mean, there's bacteria, amoebas...
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-Maybe even poo.
-Dude, just roll with it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa-oa-oa!
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Hey! This is kind of...
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Whoa!
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-[laughing]
-[sputtering] Oh!
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-We're not actually related.
-Ha, ha! Bless.
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If I catch cold, you guys...
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[sputters]
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He's no nature boy like you, Fergus.
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Hey, I love nature
as much as the next dog.
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You know, Dolly, With the right training,
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I bet I could bring out his inner wolf.
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Uh, I think
he's more likely got an inner...
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Chihuahua.
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Okay, that's it!
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Fergus, make me wild.
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I'll show you.
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[exclaims, groans]
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-[chuckles] Can I sell tickets?
-[growling]
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Let Operation Wild Dog commence!
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[chuckles, gasps]
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Now I'm on solo pup care.
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Ah... [scoffs]
Well, who needs him anyway?
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♪♪ ??
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[giggling]
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-Oi! Get out of here!
-[Fergus laughs]
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[gasping] Uh, sorry.
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[laughing]
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♪♪
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[snoring]
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Huh?
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[feeble bark]
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[yapping]
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-[loud screech]
-[shouts]
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[all laughing, whooping]
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Ha! Nice!
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[gasps, chuckles]
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[all sigh]
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Hey, guys.
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-[screeching]
-[gasping]
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[shouting]
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[laughing]
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Oh, wild! [laughing]
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Dolly, dare I suggest
that it is now naptime?
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Nuh-uh. It's time for the park.
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[puppies] Park! Park! Park! Park!
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Right, so head down,
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shoulders back,
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flash them fangs.
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Work it. Do the swagger.
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Be the swagger.
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-[both growl]
-That's it!
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You're almost ready to meet the crew.
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[growling, screams]
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Get-Get it off!
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[mocking laughter]
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Hey, he's gettin' there.
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See? How's solo pup care going?
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Uh, crushin' it.
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[puppies cheering, giggling]
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Come on, wild boy,
let's hit up the Canal Crew.
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♪♪
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You remember Sid Squirrel,
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aka Fifty Nuts!
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And Big Fee, aka Big Fee.
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You wild enough, big man?
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For a walkies on the wild side?
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-Watch this.
-[chuckles]
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[screaming]
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Yeah. [chuckles]
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Hmm?
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Willin' to be wild, big man?
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Oh...
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-Oh!
-[all gasp]
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Whoa!
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-[sputtering] Ew.
-[animals chuckling]
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Oh, oh-oh! Dylan!
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Look at Dyl.
[laughs] That was pretty wild!
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Ouch! [weak chuckle] Yeah.
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-Hey, you're all right, Dyl.
-[chuckles]
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-[thunder crashes]
-Time to shed the last trappings
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of your domestic past.
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♪♪
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Welcome to the Canal Crew, Dylan,
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aka D-Dog!
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[animals] Yeah, yeah! D-Dog!
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[stomach growls]
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And if that's not the dinner bell,
I don't know what is!
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[puppies] Dinner? Dinner? Dinner!
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Here's the list of who eats what.
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Deepak likes organic kibble,
Diesel requires extra vitamins--
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List? [scoffs] Whatever.
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Time for an "eat what you want" buffet!
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-[puppies cheering]
-[Dawkins] Oh, kibbles!
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Dinner is served.
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Uh, where do you keep
your kibble and bowls?
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[mocking laughter]
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It's self-service around here, Dyl.
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-Come on!
-[gasps]
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-[exclaims]
-Hey! My kale smoothie!
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Huh? [shouts]
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-What is kale, anyway?
-Type of fish, mate.
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-What's hummus then?
-Fish, innit?
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-[stomach growls]
-You want to eat?
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You've got to cheat!
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♪♪
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[thunder rumbles]
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-[whimpering]
-Aw, you want a little snack?
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[cheering]
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Blech!
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Lettuce. Rather you than me.
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[screams]
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[laughs] D-Dog,
not scared of thunder, now, are ya?
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No, uh, uh... No. No, of course not.
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It just freaks the pups out.
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I just hope Dolly knows what to do.
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There. Now the storm can't get in.
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-[thunder rumbles]
-[screaming]
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Come on! This'll hot up your spots.
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What will? Uh?
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[exclaiming]
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-[whooping]
-Whoo, yeah!
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[horn blares]
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[groans]
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-[thunder rumbles]
-[screams]
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You all right?
Nearly lost your spots there.
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What, me? No, I'm good.
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Just worried about the pups
is all, my man.
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Think I'll just check in
on the World Wide Woof,
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see what's goin' down.
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Dolly! Dylan here.
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Just checking in.
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[dogs howling]
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[howling continues]
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[howling continues]
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<i>♪ Thunder can be fun-der ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Lightning</i>
<i>It's not frightening ♪</i>
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<i>♪ It's excite-ning ♪</i>
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[thunder rumbles]
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[panicked yelping]
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There's a woof for you.
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[Dylan howling]
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Dylan?
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-[chanting] Dylan! Dylan!
-Shh!
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-Is there an emergency?
-[Dylan howling]
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No, everything's just fine here.
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-[Dylan howls]
-[puppies shriek]
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-Thunder tent?
-Dylan's thunder tent?
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[cheering]
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'Course I know how to make
the thunder... tent.
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Oh, okay. Over and out.
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-[thunder rumbles]
-[screams]
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-[snores]
-Ah!
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[grunts]
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-[bicycle bell rings]
-[screams]
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-I have had enough!
-[Sid snoring]
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-[puppies clamoring]
-Where's Dylan?
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-I want Dylan!
-[exclaims]
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Where is Dylan?
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Dawkins!
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You're in charge!
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Oh, kibbles!
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[snoring]
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-[knock at door]
-[cat mews]
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Me-Meow! Meow!
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Oh, sweet darlin'!
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Who's a handsome boy then?
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Dylan? Dylan!
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[gasps]
Dylan would never take off his collar.
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[gasps] Uh... Oh... Dylan!
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♪♪
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Dylan?
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Fergus, where's Dylan? Is he in trouble?
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[yawns] Dyl? Trouble?
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Nah. Sure, he's right there!
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Oh. Well, he was.
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Ugh! We gotta find him!
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Wake up, lads. Come on. Come on!
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[stifles sneeze] Meow!
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-I could get used to this.
-[thunder crashes]
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[snoring]
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Well, looks like
you helped him find his inner cat.
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[sneezes]
D-Dolly, what are you doing here?
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I could ask you the same question.
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Well, you know, this nice old lady
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obviously needed a guard dog.
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Okay. So I was cold and miserable.
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Well, solo pup care was a thundering...
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succ...ess.
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Okay, okay.
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We need... I need you back home.
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Oh, thank dog. [sneezes]
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I think I'm allergic to cats.
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[woman] Off home to Amsterdam, kitties!
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[sighs] Oh!
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-Dylan!
-Dolly!
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-Dylan!
-[shouts]
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[sighs]
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Meow! Meow! Meow-meow, meow-- Aah! No!
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Stray dog? Oh, you poor dearie!
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Why don't you come along with us?
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-[angry barking]
-[exclaiming]
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Oh, this one's gone wild!
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-[whistles] Dylan?
-Hey Dyl! Catch!
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Stay off my barge, you wild creature!
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Whoa-ho-ho! Yeah!
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[Dolly] That was wild! [chuckles]
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Oh, brother.
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[sputtering] Ow!
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Aah! Ow!
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All right! You're on a roll!
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Come on, let? go jump off Big Ben!
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Mm, how about a rain check, Fergus?
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101 Dalmatian Street
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is all the wild I need.
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Well, it's been fun.
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-[chuckles] Oh, man.
-[chortles]
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-Missing you already, yo.
-D-Dog!
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[both laughing]