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The episode starts with the Dalmatian family watching the news about London's weather.
News Reporter: As London braces for Snow Storm Susie, let's all just keep calm and... carry on to the snow partaay!
Dylan: This isn't just any storm.
It's a polar vortex!
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-Winds of up to 50 miles per hour.
-[puppies gasp]
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Visibility at 2.5%.
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Wind chill factor of minus-27,
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bare flesh freezing in three seconds!
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-[Mum shivers]
-[Dad] Ohh, yikes!
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Awesome! There'll be ice skating!
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-Ice hockey!
-Ice trampolining!
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-[gasp] That's a thing?
-Don't know!
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But everything sounds better
with "ice" in front of it!
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-[puppies cheer]
-Hmm. Think I prefer "tropical."
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We need emergency supplies!
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30 bags of kibble! 75 gallons of water!
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And two back-up generators!
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Lucky once-in-a-century storms
aren't becoming ever more frequent!
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Uh, Doug? You might wanna check
your facts there.
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[Dizzy] Will it be fluffy?
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Frosty?
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[both] Freezy?
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Yep! When you wake up,
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there'll be icicles dangling
from the windowsills,
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frost on the glass,
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snowflakes melting on your tongue!
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It'll be a winter funderland.
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[both] Ooh!
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[snoring]
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Ta-da!
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Rain?
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What are the chances?
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Uh, we do live in London.
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What? No funderland?
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-Where's the fluffy stuff?
-You promised snow!
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Why did I have to go
and oversell the whole thing?
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[yawns] Another day, another collar.
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[deflated] Bow-wacka-wow.
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Aw, honey! Sorry you didn't
get your snowstorm!
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I'm not! Give me heat any day.
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-Shall we?
-'Kay.
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-[wind howling]
-[Mum] Ooh!
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[straining]
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[Dorothy barks]
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[giggles] [screaming and laughing]
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Hey, Dorothy. Way to sled indoors.
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Of course!
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Hey, Dawkins! Ohh, looking good!
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-Is that a new molecule collar?
-What do you want?
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Okay! It might be possible
to reverse engineer the heating system
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-into a cooling system.
-Do it!
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But I strongly advise against.
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Plus, my muzzle chaps easily.
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Pity. Guess now we'll never know
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what pioneering data
you could have collected.
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-Data!
-[giggles]
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[whistling]
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[ice crackling]
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[whistling]
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[burps]
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-[burps]
-[burps]
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[laughter]
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-[thud]
-[whistling]
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[whistling]
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Aaah! Ha ha ha ha!
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[shivers] Hey, Dolly!
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I think the boiler's broken,
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and is it just me, or is
it really cold in here today?
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-It's just you!
-[teeth chattering]
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Must be molting early this year!
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Oh, no! Really? Uh, is my fur uneven?
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Oh, please say it's not uneven! Oh!
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[laughs]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Bingo! Now let's make some more.
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That would require additional water.
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And I know just where to get it!
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-From Clarissa's?
-[laughing]
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Ooh, Dawkins, you so evil.
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-[chilly wind blowing]
-[giggling]
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[both gasp]
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[both] Woww!
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Welcome to the first ever indoor snow
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paaaaartaaay!
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[howling]
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[howling]
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♪♪
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Oohhh! Shall we go?
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[giggles] It does sound fun!
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One is partial to <i>apr?</i> ski!
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But the ruff-raff won't get that right.
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Perhaps I should go over there
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and see just how not right
they're getting it.
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I'll help you.
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I suppose one should
show them how it's done.
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[doorbell rings]
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Stone cold!
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[puppies shouting]
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[Big Fee] Oh, sparkly!
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[Sid] Play it cool!
Play it cool! Play it cool!
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I'm almost impressed.
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Spence, like, never says that.
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-[Hansel] Wow!
-Hansel! You came.
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It's just like home!
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Oh, Dolly! You get me.
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Wow!
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Oooh, look who's melting.
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Hi, Snowball! Keep it cool.
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-Wow, Dolly! This is awesome!
-Hi, Roxy!
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[Clarissa] We're definitely overdressed.
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Ugh! Not the Corgi.
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[puppies] Yaaay!
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Wrong!
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Wrong and wrong!
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No roast kibble?
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No fire?
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No fondue?
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[growls]
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[cheering]
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Uh heh heh!
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[puppies, cheering]
Go DJ! Go DJ!
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♪♪
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[cheering]
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[giggling]
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[giggling]
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Watch out! Snowball!
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Every winter.
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Bow-wacka-whoo-hoooo!
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[laughing] Uh--
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♪♪
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[long gasp]
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So this is what you've been up to!
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And to think you had me checking
my molting journal all morning!
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Sorry I didn't tell you.
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I thought maybe you'd get all... fussy.
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You thought right!
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This is a health and safety nightmare!
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-We can fly!
-Oh!
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-Ow!
-Whoa!
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[laughing]
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Dawkins? I know your guilty look.
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Aggh! No! Stop!
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She knew exactly how to play me!
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-Rat!
-Ugh!
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What have I done now?
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All right, you two!
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Put the heat back on
before we all get hypothermia!
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Hey, look, bro!
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I found this weird clump
of ice deep underground.
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Ya think maybe it's a dinosaur bone?
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Oh! Oh! Wow!
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I gotta subject this to rigorous testing!
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Uh... uhh... uh!
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♪♪
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Why, Dolly! Got me in a cold sweat here!
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-[whispers] Hansel.
-Finally! We find the fondue!
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Ugh! More like a fon-don't!
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[growls]
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Bad news: my tongue is now frothen tholid.
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So now I weally need thome good newth,
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like the heat is back on!
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But everyone's having so much fun!
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[puppies]
Go DJ! Go DJ! Go DJ!
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[drums shatter]
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Ow!
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My tongue's stuck!
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[sneeze] Ow!
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[both] Aah!
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You were saying?
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-Ah-choo!
-[both] I'm freezing!
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When the ship sinks,
the rat thinks... I'm out!
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Face it, thiss! This party's
at the tipping point!
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Huh?! Oh! Enough slumming it!
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I'm off home for some real fondue!
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-[Dizzy] Is fondue warm?
-[DeeDee] Can we come to your house?
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[both] Pleaaaase?
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Oh, darlings, you're cold,
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you're hungry, and...
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you're ruff-raff! Toodle-oo!
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[both] Awwwww!
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It's okay, everyone!
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[grunts]
Yeah, this party can still be cool!
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[teeth chattering]
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No one else is leaving, right?
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Nope. But mainly because
the door is frozen stuck!
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You gave me the chills, Dolly.
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But make it stop now... p-please!
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Why are you all looking at me?
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Ugh, okay, okay,
"Dolly goes too far" again.
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Ugh, seriously? The silent treatment?
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Oh!
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Oh, you're, like, actually frozen.
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So cold!
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[Dawkins] M-m-muzzle so chapped!
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We gotta fix this before
we all freeze solid!
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We messed with the climate!
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[all] And the climate messed with us!
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M-m-must re-thermalize now!
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[Dolly] We need more power.
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I'll get the back-up generators!
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But the heater's frozen solid!
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I've got this!
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Huh!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[all] Yes!
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♪♪
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Uh-oh!
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Ugh, I can't wait to get
inside and get dry!
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Aah! Red Alert!
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Mum and Dad are coming!
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Any minute... now!
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How to dispose of 1,000 gallons of water?
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How do we dry everything in time?
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We changed water
from a frozen state to a liquid state.
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Maybe we just need to go one step further.
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[both] Steam!
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♪♪
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Oh! Home at last!
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[steam hissing]
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[sighs]
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[Dad sighs]
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I'm just dreaming...
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[both] Huh?
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[Mum] Tropical weather?
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Oh, sweeties! How thoughtful!
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Did you do all this for me?
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[laughing]
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Yeah, sure, Mum! All for you!
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Just what the doctor ordered!
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[puppies laughing]
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[laughing]
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So, uh, how did you
get rid of all the water?
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Let's just say it went to a better place!
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Well, that wasn't exactly
what one would call a blast.
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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We saw our first snow!
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And our first Corgi fondue!
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[laughing]
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You're welcome!