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[Dolly] In honor of the Fetch-Ball finals,
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I, Dolly Dalmatian, give you
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the Fetch-Ball Flinger.
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[all] Ooh!
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No more waiting your turn.
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With this baby, everyone can
fetch at the same time.
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Hey, didn't Mom and Dad
specifically tell you
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never to turn the bowl-flinger
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into some sort of ball-shooting
cannon contraption?
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Yeah, I interpreted that
a little differently.
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Oh, brother.
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OK, everyone, stand by.
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Uh, you did test this thing, right?
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Ugh, on it now.
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Ready?
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And fetch.
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[machinery whirring]
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[loud crash]
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[groaning]
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-Whoops.
-Hmm?
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[gasps]
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You absolute hooligan!
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Look at one's pet.
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I shall have you arrested
for cruelty to humans.
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Police! Police!
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Clarissa, Clarissa,
you've every right to be vexed.
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But if you keep Officer Pearl out of this,
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I will personally pop your pet
over to the clinic
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and bring him back, right as rain.
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[groans]
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And what is one supposed to do
while he's gone?
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Tend to one's needs?
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On one's own?
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Police!
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-Nee-naw, nee-naw! Woo, woo!
-Well, maybe...
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Dolly can help out.
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Dad, have you gone completely kibbles?
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Hmm.
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But I can't.
The Fetch-Ball finals. They're today.
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It was your fault, Dolly,
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so you're just going to have
to suffer the consequences.
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Oh, the ruff-raff as my personal
paw maiden.
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One must admit, there is
a certain charm to the idea.
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Hey, how bad can it be?
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Yes. How bad?
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[laughs]
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[all snarling and chomping]
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Make it stop.
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[Clarissa] Maidservant!
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Make it stop.
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[Clarissa] Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly!
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[Clarissa clears throat]
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Make it stop.
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[groans]
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Come along.
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Make it stop.
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One has to look fetching
for the Fetch-Ball finals.
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I heard the Royal Corgis
might attend this year.
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Oh!
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Hey, uh...
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just wanted to say sorry for, you know,
bazooka-ing your pet earlier.
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Plus, seeing as your place
is all spiffy now,
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would it be cool if I came
with to the finals, my ma'am?
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Well, let's see now.
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Have the carpet hairs been removed?
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Tweezers only, like you said.
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Showers shined?
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Fridge freshened?
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Silverware sterilized?
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Done, done and done.
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Well, in that case...
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one supposes...
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What?
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Oh, my.
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Forget to zip up the bag, did we?
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You did that on purpose!
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Insolence.
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This mess had better be cleared
up by the time one returns,
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or one will call the authorities.
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[objects shatter]
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[Clarissa] Oh, my.
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You evil, powdered-puff monster!
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Toodle-oo.
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[gasps]
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[grunting]
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Huh? Dylan?
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Hi. You OK?
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Oh, yeah. I'm just being tortured.
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[laughs]
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Clarissa, she's...
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she made me scrub and brush
and shampoo and--and...
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[sobs]
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Oh, so you basically spent one afternoon
doing what I do every single day?
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[sniffles] Yeah.
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It was awful!
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Oh, but what's worse is,
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she won't let me go
to the Fetch-Ball finals.
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Oh, don't sweat it, bark breath.
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I brought some help.
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-Huh?
-Come on, guys.
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Let's get this princess
to the Fetch-Ball ball.
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He's your fairy dogmother, he is.
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Yeah, no.
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But, anyway, here's the plan.
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Sid and I are going to clean up.
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Think I agreed to supervise.
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[Dylan] And Big Fee here has a disguise
for you in case you run into Clarissa.
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Ta-da!
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No! I just cleaned.
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-[sneezes]
-And, finally, transport.
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Ah, so much better than a pumpkin.
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Thanks, guys.
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Later.
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Finally, the Fetch-Ball finals.
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[dogs gasp]
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[Godfrey] Simply super atmos here today.
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[barking]
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World-class ball work from young Scrappy.
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Perfect form, Bull.
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Ooh, he's having a great season, Boris.
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Ooh.
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[Arabella] The Royals! They're here!
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[Prunella] Majestic siblings!
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[Arabella] So noble.
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[all cheering]
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Prince! I'm here!
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[panting]
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[all] Prince! Prince! Prince!
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[gasps] Oh, no.
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Apologies, am I in your hiding spot?
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-You're Prince Cor--
-If you wouldn't mind.
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I'm trying to stay
on the down-low, so to speak.
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-[Arabella] Over here!
-[Prunella] Yoo-hoo!
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I don't know how my brother stands it.
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Ugh, some of those posh pooches
can be a real pain in the...
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hindquarters.
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Ugh, tell me about it.
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[whistling]
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Ah, so wonderful to clean up
and not have everything
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immediately messed up
by a bunch of mucky pups. Ha!
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Oh.
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[grunting]
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Uh, you know, most humans,
they--they fetch with their bodies.
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But Scrappy here, [chuckles]
he fetches with his heart.
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Oh, yes, Scrappy's the best.
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Hey, that's not a Boneboard extreme?
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Whoa, somebody knows their decks.
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I've been known to rip
a gnarly on occasion.
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What's your fave trick?
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-Tail grab.
-Tail grab.
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[gasps] Fave wheels?
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-Growlers XCEL.
-Growlers XCEL.
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Catchphrase?
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-Tickety-boo.
-Bow-whacka-wow.
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Oh, yeah, yours is better.
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Maybe we could hang ten sometime.
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Windsor Castle's got a half-pipe.
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Oh, yeah. That'd be...
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[Dolly] Oh, no. They're leaving?
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Ugh. Got to go.
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What? I don't even know your name.
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Sorry.
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Wait!
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[all chortling]
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[panting]
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[chuckles] Whoo-hoo.
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[panting]
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Whoa!
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Stop in the name of the law.
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[growls]
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[gasps]
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Oi!
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I said stop!
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Your Highness.
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PC Pearl at your service, sir.
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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Go, go, go!
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[Sid giggles]
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Oh, my.
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Uh...
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Dog, I'm good.
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[sniffs] Hmm.
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One smells a rat.
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Possibly a fox, and...
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[sniffing]
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...is that squirrel?
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[sniffing] Hmm.
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[laughing]
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Huh? Hmm.
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Ooh! O.M.D.
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It's the royal carriage.
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Do forgive the intrusion.
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[all gasp]
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I wonder if one could help me.
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I met a really bomb gal earlier,
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but alas, she was in disguise.
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All I know of her is that she both owns
and <i>owns</i> this skateboard.
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Oh, goody.
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You, uh, found it.
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My beloved skating device thingy.
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[nervously] Uh, why won't it go?
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Pru, dear, I'm afraid you're mistaken.
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This is my skating device.
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See?
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-[growls]
-Whoa.
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That's my skating thingy.
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-It's mine.
-Let it go.
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-Let go!
-Hey!
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-Let go!
-You let go!
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Ladies. Please.
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[sighs]
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Do forgive the non-corgis, Your Highness.
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I suppose someday they'll call us,
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"The Duke and Duchess of Gnarly Ripping."
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[titters]
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[growls]
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[gasps] Hey.
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Why not show the prince
your tail grab? [chuckles]
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What? How dare you interrupt one.
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Actually, one would love to see that.
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Yes, of course. Very well.
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Um, one will now demonstrate
one's rad skills.
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[grunts]
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Why, it's easy as pie.
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Whoa!
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How do you-- How do you stop this thing?
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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[crashes]
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Clarissa-kins.
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[screams]
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[yelps]
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[groans]
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You know, that Clarissa ought
to be arrested for pet cruelty.
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Pet cruelty? Right.
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You're nicked.
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Officer, it wasn't me!
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There's been a mistake.
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[Hugo] Oh, anyone for tennis?
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[groans]
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Right, back to hospital with you.
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Looks like you're off the hook.
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-Bow-whacka-wow.
-Bow-whacka-wow.
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I thought you looked familiar.
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You know, we just put a ramp
in at Buck House.
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Ooh, do I get to grind down
the grand banister?
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Always the best bit. [chuckles]
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[both] Bow-whacka-boo.